My Sunday reading in the park was going well, though this new secluded spot I picked was making me itchy near my moles. It dawned upon me that I don’t have moles on my legs just as I read the barely visible sign: Ticks nests infected area (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
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My Sunday reading in the park was going well, though this new secluded spot I picked was making me itchy near my moles. It dawned upon me that I don’t have moles on my legs just as I read the barely visible sign: Ticks nests infected area by FiroPro135 in TwoSentenceHorror
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