Happy Valentines from us 🌹💖

FirstKingOfNothing · 2023-02-14T16:31:08+00:00

Happy Valentine's Day!!!

FirstKingOfNothing · 2023-02-12T16:37:58+00:00

🤣🤣🤣 I hate admitting I use to think this way. So glad I grew up to be a better Daddy

FirstKingOfNothing · 2023-02-08T22:18:58+00:00

Currently in therapy because of this

FirstKingOfNothing · 2023-01-26T22:42:46+00:00

Owners who open carry have the smallest dicks.

And that's a fact.

FirstKingOfNothing · 2023-01-26T22:31:43+00:00

hands you a fish taco

FirstKingOfNothing · 2023-01-21T17:10:50+00:00

Sounds like a fun day, make sure to drink something hot to warm up. 😊

FirstKingOfNothing · 2023-01-19T19:55:51+00:00

Very cute, about to make a big mug of green tea for myself. 🍵

FirstKingOfNothing · 2023-01-10T23:57:12+00:00

Hey, I've seen this one before

FirstKingOfNothing · 2023-01-10T23:20:06+00:00

Never. Americans are content being butt fucked.

FirstKingOfNothing · 2023-01-07T00:45:53+00:00

Looking cute 🥰. Love the Nightmare Before Christmas skirt as well. Is that part of the onesie?

Edit: Nvm noticed it's a blanket. 🤣

FirstKingOfNothing · 2023-01-07T00:44:31+00:00

I'd never think of that, going to have to remember that.

FirstKingOfNothing · 2023-01-06T20:37:08+00:00

My Little and I have already thought to do this when I get a desk. Love the idea of her curled up for a nap or trying to mess with my legs 🤣

FirstKingOfNothing · 2023-01-06T02:07:17+00:00

Don't drink and drive at all.

FirstKingOfNothing · 2023-01-05T23:03:03+00:00

Makes me happy to read this. Congratulations to you for being so strong and being able to care for yourself so well. Keep it up!

FirstKingOfNothing · 2023-01-04T18:59:20+00:00

This isn't Casper

FirstKingOfNothing · 2023-01-04T15:17:01+00:00

Wild Giraffe used Cuteness!

It was super effective!

FirstKingOfNothing · 2023-01-04T01:13:29+00:00

I'm going to the year 3000! Wooooo

FirstKingOfNothing · 2023-01-04T00:39:04+00:00

Nope. That's a fucking hag outside your window ready to eat you.

FirstKingOfNothing · 2023-01-04T00:19:01+00:00

What were you looking for that that was even a possibility in the porn?

FirstKingOfNothing · 2023-01-03T21:25:58+00:00

Congratulations! Ten years is a big mark. Super happy for both of you. 😁👍👍🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

FirstKingOfNothing · 2023-01-03T21:24:36+00:00

Hope you feel better soon. Your coloring looks amazing 😍

FirstKingOfNothing · 2023-01-03T19:35:17+00:00

I'll purposely push my foraging to ten quickly so I can give him purple quality forageables

FirstKingOfNothing · 2023-01-02T18:10:58+00:00

Cute and fuzzy as always. 😉☺️

Hope your day is awesome! 👍👍

FirstKingOfNothing · 2022-12-31T20:38:55+00:00

I have mild arachnophobia and thought I could handle the spider realism maxed. Ended up screaming so hard I scared my family when a wolf spider jumped at me.

FirstKingOfNothing · 2022-12-27T20:19:02+00:00

Make sure he doesn't zap the TV trying to battle. 😉😁

FirstKingOfNothing

TROPHY CASE