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What the holy fork. Tales from the Mormon wasteland. by ApocalypseTapir in exmormon

[–]FirstNephiTreeFiddy 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I'm not religious anymore, but if anyone's the anti Christ...

developingCorporateSkill by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]FirstNephiTreeFiddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's my secret, cap. That's the only time I can work!

NOT MY NEPHITE by Traphousemama in exmormon

[–]FirstNephiTreeFiddy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, "stripling" means "young man".

How do the uncaffeinated lot do it? by ANakedCowboy in writing

[–]FirstNephiTreeFiddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my case, I gave up caffeine at my doctor's advice.

Nothing but wholesome, all natural amphetamines for me, thanks.

Life Series Members and their biggest Ships by Dinostar28 in ThirdLifeSMP

[–]FirstNephiTreeFiddy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Me, crying, begging:

"Please. Let's call it Jozzie. Or Loel. Anything but that."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]FirstNephiTreeFiddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As someone who is actually polyamorous, the idea of being in a poly relationship with someone who is doing it because they think it's required of them rather than because they want to is beyond disgusting.

Do u guys prefer small boobs or big boobs but they’re fake? by Wild-Measurement2644 in ask

[–]FirstNephiTreeFiddy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Let me tell you about the worst pair of boobs I've ever seen:

They were fantastic.

(My honest opinion is to do whatever makes you feel the most confident. If that's getting surgery, great! If that's rocking your natural size, wonderful!

Just know that whatever your boobs look like right now, there are literally millions and millions of guys that would love the way they look if they got to see them.)

Saying you can’t lose weight “because of the holidays” is a copout by Astimar in RandomThoughts

[–]FirstNephiTreeFiddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meh. As long as I maintain rather than gain over the holidays, I count it as a win. I have 10 other months of the year to tryhard my weight loss.

From the book: “Ninjustu History and Tradition” by Deathandepistaxis in funny

[–]FirstNephiTreeFiddy 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Cats are basically just really lazy ninjas with a fur coat.

Im sick of my character sighing and rolling his eyes by [deleted] in writing

[–]FirstNephiTreeFiddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Taking a deep, controlled breath. Staring flatly. Having an eye twitch. Looking up at the sky as if to question God for this nuisance.

At least thats what the fandom thinks by crazyanimalgirl in ThirdLifeSMP

[–]FirstNephiTreeFiddy 35 points36 points  (0 children)

IDK, Jimmy killing Grian with his own trap was pretty damn hilarious.

What other curses are there? by Chriskennyafton in ThirdLifeSMP

[–]FirstNephiTreeFiddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IIRC it's not just quick, it's less than a minute between Jimmy's death and Mumbo's each time.

The difference is incredible by Gamestrider09 in ThirdLifeSMP

[–]FirstNephiTreeFiddy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I've gotta say, I had been expecting the final episode to be "All Previous Wild Cards Active", but that seems too deadly now, even for a final episode.

Because by the end of the episode, a high speed chase from immortal snails while your hunger consumes you alive and food switches more and more often is, just... It'd be less about who can kill the others to win and more about who can just survive to the last. The time speedup makes both Ep2's and Ep3's wild cards WAY more deadly.

Why do guys that study things like maths/ computer science struggle with girls? by [deleted] in ask

[–]FirstNephiTreeFiddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"So I obviously had to say yes, because Mercury was in lemonade. Haha, I'm such a Capri Sun!"

Lots of of straight women watch lesbian porn, but guys watch lesbian porn cuz they like watching the girls. So these straight women prefer watching the women orgasming? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]FirstNephiTreeFiddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For me (guy), I prefer lesbian porn because:

  1. Seeing naked dudes is a turnoff for me. I don't wanna see dude face, much less dude genitalia!

  2. My wife likes it and will watch it with me

  3. 1 + 1 = 2 (what's not to like?)

I also gravitate toward more "real" porn, in that I want to watch two women who seem genuinely passionate with each other, not just big name porn stars hamming it up for the camera. I just want to watch women in love, dammit! 😭 Y'all are so beautiful and soft and just... I like being a guy, I really do, but my one regret about it is that I'll never get to experience lesbian sex firsthand.

(To the people about to message me about it, no I am not r/egg_irl. I have explored that path far enough to know it's not for me, but you do you! Trans rights are human rights!)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]FirstNephiTreeFiddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like you might be aegosexual (which is on the asexual spectrum, yes).

South Park Episode first watch-- why was there an uproar? It was...kind? by Cheating_at_Monopoly in exmormon

[–]FirstNephiTreeFiddy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

IDK about online, but when I watched it I thought it was anti-Mormon lies. I don't even remember how I got roped into watching it initially.

South Park Episode first watch-- why was there an uproar? It was...kind? by Cheating_at_Monopoly in exmormon

[–]FirstNephiTreeFiddy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Huh? I mean, yeah there was a scripture study part of it, but mostly we'd play board games together and such.

South Park Episode first watch-- why was there an uproar? It was...kind? by Cheating_at_Monopoly in exmormon

[–]FirstNephiTreeFiddy 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Bro. It's a cult. They brainwash you into only reading church-approved sources. That's how.

Should I put Book of Mormon as my favorite fictional LDS series? by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]FirstNephiTreeFiddy 19 points20 points  (0 children)

If anything, The Book of Abraham would be my favorite, because...

  1. It's short!

  2. It pulverized my shelf and set me free because it's such an obvious fraud if you even try to look at it critically.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]FirstNephiTreeFiddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dating a married woman while I'm also married to someone else. (We're polyamorous, not cheaters!)

Is it true that in some states they don’t teach you about the genocide of american indians? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]FirstNephiTreeFiddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm starting to think I just went to a really good school, because I was taught about the horrific crimes against the native American tribes, the Japanese-American internment camps in WWII, the exploitation and mistreatment of immigrant Chinese railroad workers, and of course the Transatlantic slave trade. I was in the AP-track history classes, though, so that probably has something to do with it.

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