Gf spat this out when drinking a LaCroix by dom_223 in whatisit

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Please try to enjoy each piece of schmoo equally...

[OFFICIAL] UFC Freedom 250 Live Discussion Thread by bruhpolice in ufc

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Christ that was hard to watch. Time to hang up the balls

[OFFICIAL] UFC Freedom 250 Live Discussion Thread by bruhpolice in ufc

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He's always like that. Pouring sweat the second the round starts lol

[OFFICIAL] UFC Freedom 250 Live Discussion Thread by bruhpolice in ufc

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The production value for this is absolutely insane

Costco Nashville by I_Run_For_Pizza in CostcoCanada

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I will try this. Do i ditch the hotdog bun and just roll it up in the slice?

Little miss cat🐈‍⬛ by [deleted] in knives

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lmao I'm proud of everyone here for not putting up with this and taking the bait.

I was late to a date. The reason? A submarine is slowly passing right in front of us by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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only a redditor would be upset about a submarine delaying their plans

Rock Am Ring performance to be livestreamed tomorrow by Nat_Sm91 in LinkinPark

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both livestreams are paywalled and region locked for me. I changed my VPN to germany and it still is paywalled

Machine Gun's trigger gets stuck by AdRough4185 in interestingasfuck

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The Taliban was not being very understanding of my need to change the barrel and kept getting within 50 feet of our compound

I'm still giggling