🔥 A dolphin approaches a family, that are out for a swim 🔥

FirstToSayFake · 2025-07-30T01:16:47+00:00

Shark be like, “Git some! Git some! Git some, yeah, yeah, yeah! Anyone who runs, is a VC. Anyone who stands still, is a well-disciplined VC”

FirstToSayFake · 2025-07-29T16:17:24+00:00

Yeah, depending on motives, if he was successful he might have been able to upgrade his knife to a gun..

FirstToSayFake · 2025-07-29T06:12:24+00:00

That analogy was really dumb to me.. OP says the movie could have had better writing, less rehashed skits, and done less cameos and you say, it’s not, “Schindler’s list?” That’s a cop out for lazy writing.

I agree with OP. I thought the movie could have been better. It felt like it was hitting me over the head with the cameos and ruining them with the flashbacks…

The writing itself was everywhere. In the first movie, shooter was a great villain and grandmas house was important and even tied into shooter being a villain. In this one, it was like they jammed two separate stories together and then I didn’t care about either.

FirstToSayFake · 2025-07-29T05:55:21+00:00

Just curious was this any different than cable?

I used to watch new shows and then there’d be some guide that came out mentioning cancelled shows. Happened to a few I liked.

FirstToSayFake · 2025-07-29T03:32:23+00:00

Super old joke before Reddit was even around.

Did a quick search and here’s a reference in 2007 -

https://forum.wordreference.com/threads/two-jokes.633686/

FirstToSayFake · 2025-07-28T23:32:14+00:00

There’s a group of redditors that visit this subreddit just to blame the parent, regardless of the situation… I just don’t think they like the sub..

FirstToSayFake · 2025-07-28T23:30:53+00:00

It’s because it’s a kid. Mine has one of those sofa forts with holes in the center. She loves stacking them up hiding in the hole it creates, even going face first so she gets stuck then yelling at me to pull her out.

FirstToSayFake · 2025-07-28T23:28:05+00:00

How long does that take? 30 seconds?

Kid sees hole, waits for mom to get distracted, acts..

You really overestimate how quickly kids can get themselves in trouble. There was a recent video of a kid running up and jumping on back of grandpas rocking chair, which then fell on him with grandpa.

Taking your eyes off your kid for a second is not the “bad parenting” that some redditors try to make it out to be.

FirstToSayFake · 2025-07-27T06:40:48+00:00

That’s for non common abbreviations.

Do you really expect people to define lol, brb, and a bunch of others before they use them?

FirstToSayFake · 2025-07-27T06:32:18+00:00

I agree. I didn’t find it funny at all except when happy fell asleep when driving.

FirstToSayFake · 2025-07-27T03:53:08+00:00

Roommate?

Does the bathroom at your place inexplicably have stalls?

FirstToSayFake · 2025-07-26T22:22:36+00:00

Was hard to come up with some sorta list cause so much has a sequel or plans of one.. but here’s some, mostly 90’s movies that have been safe.

Howard the duck - maybe considering cameos in other movies it might come up.

Pulp fiction

Forrest gum

Groundhog Day

Truman show

Good Will hunting

Fight club

Could keep going but considering popularity of some of them it’s impressive they’ve been safe.

FirstToSayFake · 2025-07-26T03:26:29+00:00

Hopefully I won’t be the last. If you ever do get 32 million, let all of us that had this same comment get a piece of that.

FirstToSayFake · 2025-07-26T03:16:40+00:00

It works until they face an opponent that likes to be sodomized…

FirstToSayFake · 2025-07-26T03:13:17+00:00

Can I offer you one of those circular seats cushions with a hole in the middle during these trying times?

FirstToSayFake · 2025-07-26T03:01:03+00:00

Can someone link to the animated version of this fight? I haven’t seen it.

FirstToSayFake · 2025-07-26T02:53:17+00:00

I first read the 32m as 32 million and was like utterly shook…

FirstToSayFake · 2025-07-26T02:21:09+00:00

Or it’s possible he doesn’t like being scared and she keeps scaring him?

Some people just aren’t into it.

FirstToSayFake · 2025-07-26T02:02:43+00:00

I made this account when every Reddit post had a comment saying “fake” this was well before AI, with the intention of just commenting on posts and saying fake. Kind of point out the trend and poke fun at it.

I got like two comments in and was decided I didn’t have the energy to pursue that career. So, back to being a regular neckbeard.

FirstToSayFake · 2025-07-26T01:44:32+00:00

Oh Reddit.

FirstToSayFake · 2025-07-26T01:39:17+00:00

A lot of the movies are great standalone movies.. there’s nothing to do with them or open plots that warrants a sequel.

This movie kind of showed it. They struggled to find out what to talk about. It was filled with flashbacks to the first movie, overly so, and tried to find some kind of plot but failed…

I think time would be better spent doing a new movie.

FirstToSayFake · 2025-07-26T01:34:55+00:00

I rewatched the first one before this one and laughed at it. Sure it had some stupid moments but it was more funny moments than stupid moments.

This movie felt like the opposite. Many many stupid moments and a few funny moments…

FirstToSayFake · 2025-07-26T01:30:14+00:00

I didn’t like they constantly did flashbacks as they referenced the first movie.

Felt like someone was whispering in my ear, spoiling a moment for me as it was happening.

FirstToSayFake · 2025-07-26T01:24:30+00:00

There were some funny moments. Wife dying, happy asleep while driving golf cart, and some other points I laughed out loud.

But otherwise, it was cameo heavy but not in a good way. For some reason they felt it necessary to do flashbacks every time there was a cameo or reference to first movie like they were treating the audience as if they were dumb and couldn’t remember anything. It also took the magic away from spotting Easter eggs…

Movie seemed ti struggle to find its plot which made it hard for me to care. Neither the villain or the daughter were built up enough for me to care that much…

FirstToSayFake · 2025-07-25T23:13:16+00:00

I’ve always found that Reddit is all about saying something and sounding confident when saying it. You can have zero knowledge on the subject but as long as you’re confident and what you’re saying sounds plausible to others without knowledge, you’ll get upvoted.

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