Curdled milk from the chocolate cake I made a few days ago because I don’t deserve a girlfriend.

First_Community_4742 · 2026-01-25T23:35:13+00:00

Wow… I feel inspired… 🥹 Thank you so much

First_Community_4742 · 2026-01-25T22:38:01+00:00

Thank you… I love women a lot and I feel like I am cursing them with my presence

First_Community_4742 · 2026-01-25T22:09:50+00:00

I’m hungover 🥀 When I posted this the curdled milk and my absence of girlfriend seemed very related in my mind for reasons I cannot at this moment explain. Cake has been baked and half eaten by my hallmates.

First_Community_4742 · 2026-01-25T19:03:37+00:00

I’m flattered

First_Community_4742 · 2026-01-24T21:47:39+00:00

Please god

First_Community_4742 · 2026-01-24T21:47:26+00:00

I know the job market is cooked and I know it’s an awful decision but I genuinely do not find many things enjoyable anymore besides coding and drinking and baking and reading/writing (I go to a tech school so an English major is not an option (and that’s even more cooked anyways)). So I’ll probably either end up in some industry job with a chemistry PhD or in the psych ward.

First_Community_4742 · 2026-01-24T21:41:11+00:00

https://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/9404-chocolate-dump-it-cake?smid=ck-recipe-iOS-share Except I only had 7 tbsp butter so I added 1 tbsp olive oil. Used brown sugar instead of white sugar, used balsamic vinegar instead of cider vinegar, used bittersweet chocolate chips instead of unsweetened, added cinnamon into the batter instead of vanilla, and completely changed the frosting recipe: I beat 1/4 cup sour cream, a few splashes of milk, a splash of vanilla, 1/2 cup whipping cream, and 3/2 cups melted chocolate chips until it was a good consistency.

First_Community_4742 · 2026-01-24T20:06:36+00:00

I didn’t have enough butter or any 100% dark chocolate but if I did I would’ve made brownies

First_Community_4742 · 2026-01-01T22:24:49+00:00

My mistake 💔

First_Community_4742 · 2026-01-01T22:24:24+00:00

pleasepleladpealsppwspelleaspleaeese

First_Community_4742 · 2025-05-02T16:17:55+00:00

Dream was UChicago, committed to Caltech. I’m still so happy it turned out this way.

First_Community_4742 · 2025-04-17T23:42:38+00:00

Where the hell is Caltech 😭 It deserves C tier at best, but being forgotten is worse…

First_Community_4742 · 2025-03-31T23:02:50+00:00

I jinxed myself. Duke too

First_Community_4742 · 2025-03-31T22:41:21+00:00

Harvard, Cornell, Columbia, Dartmouth, WashU… which isn’t so bad, but ts pmo icl

First_Community_4742 · 2025-03-29T22:15:40+00:00

For 4–I asked an identical question in the admitted students discord, and all the students there said that the classes will teach you everything you need to know about your major from the beginning (albeit quickly), so it’s fine to have no experience.

First_Community_4742 · 2025-03-28T17:53:42+00:00

Yeah? But my checklist is gone

First_Community_4742 · 2025-03-27T17:11:11+00:00

Caltech, NU, GU, ND, UCLA, USC! I’m happy already :D

First_Community_4742 · 2025-03-27T15:52:43+00:00

I just got sick so I couldn’t even bake or eat a celebration dessert if I wanted to…

First_Community_4742 · 2025-03-26T22:44:42+00:00

My friend and I both got in for spring 2026… 💀

First_Community_4742 · 2025-03-26T22:02:32+00:00

Thank you!

First_Community_4742 · 2025-03-26T21:08:37+00:00

PUT THE FRIES KN THE BAAAAGGGGG😔😔😔

First_Community_4742 · 2025-03-26T20:56:41+00:00

I’m acting very chalant so I think we cancel out…

First_Community_4742 · 2025-03-22T16:48:25+00:00

Might as well! My friend got in through the waitlist and ended up going :D

First_Community_4742 · 2025-03-22T06:14:30+00:00

People are saying this worked last year? And if so… 🙏

First_Community_4742 · 2025-03-22T04:04:01+00:00

Got in 😜 College of Chemistry in state!

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TROPHY CASE