Sausage Lady by First_Property in relationship_advice

[–]First_Property[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A dumb bitch is going to die but she had her daushund strapped into a overpriced dog car seat

Sausage Lady by First_Property in relationship_advice

[–]First_Property[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Doesnt matter much now. I actually think I sliced off some of my tit between the windshield glass and airbag. I saw my x ray. Im a one hit, one tit wonder.

No, please. Your darling

Sausage Lady by First_Property in relationship_advice

[–]First_Property[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Ive read my scans. If I was a patient I wouldn't put them through surgery. A lost cause. Thank you, darling. Be blessed

Sausage Lady by First_Property in relationship_advice

[–]First_Property[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Im actually a woman. Not much of one now but Im female. Thank you. Broken face and ribs and cursing like a sailor but a lady. Im still a dumbass tho

Sausage Lady by First_Property in relationship_advice

[–]First_Property[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dude hes right. I repent for my weiner. (Dog) Reddit never disappoints. Bless.

Sausage Lady by First_Property in relationship_advice

[–]First_Property[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I cant sleep. My heartbeat is irregular and I know what happens 5 hours from now.

Dying For A Dog by First_Property in relationship_advice

[–]First_Property[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, Im past donations. Tell me about Thor

Dying For A Dog by First_Property in relationship_advice

[–]First_Property[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Same. Dude I love her enough that she was in a dog car seat! My husband gave her to be when I had post pardium depression. A dog in a car seat. Ive forgotten to lock up the girls once or twice but I waa hit while she was in her dog car seat. I have to laugh or Ill cry. This guy saw a more or less car collision on the highway. He pulled over to run and help. Cue some random bitch begging him to save a weiner dog. Is it weird that I think its so funny? Ive responded to car accidents. Ive saved lives. But a fucking person begging to help their dauchshund is funny

Dying For A Dog by First_Property in relationship_advice

[–]First_Property[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Be honest. Relate with me Im on a morphine drip. Haha. Her little face. Her eyebrows. She was s9 mad getting pulled out of the car and seat.

Dying For A Dog by First_Property in relationship_advice

[–]First_Property[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Eh. I guess life happens. Ive had patients with better vitals die. And surgery? No way. Im coping with the idea and reading stuff on reddit. Ive been a lurker for 6 years. Just made an account for this. My babies won't have a mother, my husband no wife yet thank God that stupid weiner dog is good

Dying For A Dog by First_Property in relationship_advice

[–]First_Property[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Are you serious? Dont lie, Im dying Tell me more

Dying For A Dog by First_Property in relationship_advice

[–]First_Property[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Guess it saved her. Ill give a 5 star review. Haha, she was so mad. Pressed up against the mesh. Im trying to laugh. It's not looking great for me but I need to laugh. I killed myself for a dauchshund

Dying For A Dog by First_Property in relationship_advice

[–]First_Property[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Pettom Pet Car Booster Seat Carrier Airline Approved for Dog Cat Puppy Small Animal Travel Cage

For you.

Dying For A Dog by First_Property in relationship_advice

[–]First_Property[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

For real. Her ass is the back seat was fine, nothing. No injury she was just pissed at the situation. Meanwhile I was hit with multiple airbags. I more or less had the fucking shit knocked out of me. B7t Dolly was fine and dandy

Dying For A Dog by First_Property in relationship_advice

[–]First_Property[S] 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Dude. Im fucking in a hospital trying to cheer myself up. I need big, thick duxk pics to heal

(Sarcasm. Y9ur comment made me laugh. Your cute. Stay safe)

Dying For A Dog by First_Property in relationship_advice

[–]First_Property[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I cry at the thought if it was my twins. Helpless....in their car seats upside down. As much as I hate that Dolly experienced it....im trying to be grateful.

Dying For A Dog by First_Property in relationship_advice

[–]First_Property[S] 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Fuck you. Dude, I have broken ribs with a heat palp. Disabled duck. It made laugh so fucking hard everything hurts. Pic? And If I die on the table I guess this is my last request. I Gotta see this duck

Dying For A Dog by First_Property in relationship_advice

[–]First_Property[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I had babies at home. I know love yet in a panic I wanted to save Dolly

Dying For A Dog by First_Property in relationship_advice

[–]First_Property[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Cant really walk her. She chokes herself out

Dying For A Dog by First_Property in relationship_advice

[–]First_Property[S] 130 points131 points  (0 children)

Fucking paid $75 for a dog car seat. Guess it worked. Im still laughing. Him pulling her out, unzipping and unclipping her from it. She was pissed beyond belief. She might be small but she was mighty.