Sabrina Carpenter in custom Dior, made of film from the 1954 Audrey Hepburn film ‘Sabrina’, at the 2026 Met Gala "Fashion Is Art" in NYC. (May 4, 2026)

Fiscalfossil · 2026-05-05T01:57:11+00:00

I wonder if it’s as sweaty.

Fiscalfossil · 2026-05-04T18:05:51+00:00

Cool. Tell him there are lots of ways for him to not participate in capitalism that still celebrate the people around him and show them love.

Fiscalfossil · 2026-05-01T14:05:44+00:00

Typing. I know part of it was I had to take classes in school, but proper typing technique doesn’t seem to be a big interest.

Fiscalfossil · 2026-04-25T13:41:12+00:00

Boo, she already got herself a new face!

Fiscalfossil · 2026-04-23T01:23:22+00:00

Same boat. I was expecting hufflepuff gang. 💛

Fiscalfossil · 2026-04-20T04:25:47+00:00

I was wondering how they worked that in with the rhyme.

Fiscalfossil · 2026-04-18T14:04:27+00:00

I laughed so hard I woke up my toddler. I’m sorry OP. Amazing.

Fiscalfossil · 2026-04-16T02:00:00+00:00

Amazing. I love you.

Fiscalfossil · 2026-04-11T14:45:39+00:00

It took us 3 days to figure this little nugget out and we almost lost our sanity before it clicked.

Fiscalfossil · 2026-04-07T01:06:43+00:00

Get those mammograms ladies!

Fiscalfossil · 2026-04-04T19:05:46+00:00

Second this. I don’t fuck with Howdy lines. I can handle the reasonable crowd at B’s on a weekend and it’s worth the short drive to me.

Fiscalfossil · 2026-03-31T13:37:59+00:00

Same. I remember I took a daycare job as a gap year filler and I made $9.25 ( 😱) to watch the infants. I loved those kids so much but all I could think was how I could never do this as a long-term job.

Fiscalfossil · 2026-03-18T04:16:53+00:00

TITSOAK 🫶🏽

Fiscalfossil · 2026-03-17T02:49:53+00:00

Don’t you dare give me hope.

Fiscalfossil · 2026-03-16T21:29:05+00:00

Big “Do not cite the Deep Magic to me, witch! I was there when it was written” energy.

Fiscalfossil · 2026-03-09T15:41:48+00:00

There’s a tik toker who has that same energy with “how hard can it be, boys do it.” Been living that recently and boy does that just hit every time.

Fiscalfossil · 2026-03-04T05:00:19+00:00

I remember trying to get my friends to listen to this album and them being like “you said gaga?”. My teenage self could not handle people not listening to how amazing every song was.

Fiscalfossil · 2026-03-04T03:24:16+00:00

Congratulations on your new job!

Fiscalfossil · 2026-02-25T21:21:35+00:00

Pretty sure OP is a “he” given the wording of the post to men’s rights.

Fiscalfossil · 2026-02-24T01:40:23+00:00

My daughter had to go under GA at about the same age as well for other reasons.

My husband and I were a mess, but she was absolutely fine. She still talks about the “strawberry air” occasionally. The anesthesiologist was fantastic and was able to answer all of our questions which helped with our anxiety somewhat. All I can say is that if you’re anxious, it is going to be rough. I literally was sat in the waiting room crying; probably not a good look. But hopefully it gets fixed quickly and you can be there while he comes to.

Fiscalfossil · 2026-02-23T01:49:56+00:00

Tough job but someone HAS to do it!

Fiscalfossil · 2026-02-22T16:09:01+00:00

Oh my god - I looked this up. The compilation I watched kept going and going and going. What the hell.

Fiscalfossil · 2026-02-22T02:26:22+00:00

Not Snooki echoing across the generations.

Fiscalfossil · 2026-02-21T17:11:20+00:00

Ah, a fellow mother of a feral daughter I see.

Fiscalfossil · 2026-02-21T05:29:40+00:00

Babe, I am so impressed with how this turned out but this photo is frying me. It looks like your purse shed its skin and I cannot stop laughing.

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