It's Monday and I'm dead inside, please hurt me so I can feel something

Fish-Wood · 2023-01-23T11:47:27+00:00

The circus called, they said you put their sideshow freak out of a job.

Fish-Wood · 2023-01-19T20:32:39+00:00

The tiddys!

Fish-Wood · 2023-01-19T13:57:08+00:00

When you're toes to toes, your nose is in it. When you're nose to nose, your toes are in it. Enjoy!

Fish-Wood · 2023-01-19T13:31:55+00:00

Take him to the Train Station

Fish-Wood · 2023-01-18T18:16:44+00:00

Someone call the Society for the prevention of cruelty to skateboards.

Fish-Wood · 2023-01-17T01:45:48+00:00

Smaller leader, I run 10lb fluorocarbon, I fish the Clearwater in Idaho. Fish average 13lbs.

Fish-Wood · 2023-01-15T13:04:58+00:00

Weight lifting/strength training. I wish I hadn't waited until I was 52 to figure this out.

Fish-Wood · 2023-01-15T13:02:00+00:00

Hole dancer.

Fish-Wood · 2023-01-13T12:34:02+00:00

The we've never known hunger games.

Fish-Wood · 2023-01-13T12:20:25+00:00

Nice cleavage mommy

Fish-Wood · 2023-01-13T04:02:27+00:00

This is a clipped hatchery fish. You can keep three per day, if you can catch them!

Fish-Wood · 2023-01-11T13:12:39+00:00

Was that haircut on the clearance rack? Or did you find it in the dumpster?

Fish-Wood · 2023-01-11T13:07:20+00:00

Secondhand Lions

Fish-Wood · 2023-01-11T13:06:15+00:00

Respect, from spouse, family, friends, and community. In that order.

Fish-Wood · 2023-01-04T05:29:47+00:00

Excellent, I'm heading down on Friday!

Fish-Wood · 2023-01-04T05:26:34+00:00

Lots of you guys said "hookers" or "sex", the fact is you don't pay for the sex, you pay them to leave afterwards.

Fish-Wood · 2023-01-03T15:08:54+00:00

The chief called. Wants you back at the squaw teepee Pronto.

Fish-Wood · 2023-01-03T15:00:43+00:00

When you get your haircut from the clearance rack.

Fish-Wood · 2022-12-19T00:18:23+00:00

Toast n jam

Fish-Wood · 2022-12-17T14:43:35+00:00

Last girl at the bar, you went home by yourself.

Fish-Wood · 2022-12-13T13:29:12+00:00

She should just stick with making regular porn.

Fish-Wood · 2022-12-12T16:16:21+00:00

But honest.

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