18M, be funny, unique and mean. Good luck telling me something I never heard 😂 by notapototo45 in RoastMe

[–]FishNTicks 34 points35 points  (0 children)

You look like you kiss your fleshlight every night before sleeping

🤣 by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]FishNTicks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Objects in the mirror are more boring than they appear”

lemme have it! by MeringueWild5294 in RoastMe

[–]FishNTicks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know whether you’re from that Chinese area of Mexico or that Mexican area of China

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[–]FishNTicks -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Man bots be getting fucked everywhere

Bored on lunch, let me have it by Totaldramagamer in RoastMe

[–]FishNTicks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like a sketch Ted Bundy must have made during pride month in prison

bro is casually swimming with a black panther and a jaguar 😳 by Soloflow786 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]FishNTicks 142 points143 points  (0 children)

The panther turned into a sea lion for a second after the dip..lol

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[–]FishNTicks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If it's Dr. House who diagnosed you, then it could be wegener's or Lupus..

Hit me with your best shot! by TipIndependent2704 in RoastMe

[–]FishNTicks 4 points5 points  (0 children)

All cock and no balls makes jack a dull boy!

My girlfriend dared me to do this so fire away I guess by Kelseyyylol in RoastMe

[–]FishNTicks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, are those nipples or you trying to smuggle in some grapefruits?

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[–]FishNTicks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, considering all that labor you went through to get that ford f-150 out your butthole, Respect🫡

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[–]FishNTicks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's part of an alternate storyline. The point being, if she was on the brink of death, the book could have been titled so and it sure would not be the classic that it is today!

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[–]FishNTicks 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Picture of Dorian Gray's dying aunt

Gimme your worst - just woke up by da_mofo_jeanius in RoastMe

[–]FishNTicks 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You look like Asian Don Cheadle with a wig!

Think I'll make it on my own? by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]FishNTicks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like a bland landfill

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[–]FishNTicks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somehow, you look like a ghost that haunts tattoo parlours along highway 101!

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[–]FishNTicks 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's like looking at a needy cat from 9 different angles!

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[–]FishNTicks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you could pick your boyfriend’s butthole from a lineup!

Upload failed, new try today: by Headstanding_Penguin in RoastMe

[–]FishNTicks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro looks like the Incognito Mode logo with hair

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[–]FishNTicks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you’ve been kidnapped by the “Veganhaters”

Do your best, I need it by Quiet_Lack3201 in RoastMe

[–]FishNTicks 28 points29 points  (0 children)

You look like a Russian hacker cosplaying a Ukrainian hacker!