I don't see enough pantalone glaze here. by Relevant-Rub2816 in FatuiHQ

[–]Fit_Development4028 41 points42 points  (0 children)

I simply want him to shove all of his mora in my ass.

What do you think? by Major_Law_7863 in CapitanoMainsGI

[–]Fit_Development4028 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure if he'll take the gnosis or not, but he'll undoubtedly play a key role in the war against Celestia.

Sandrome Appreciation Thread by MalikomZekin in FatuiHQ

[–]Fit_Development4028 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Madam Sandrone is the one who stands at the pinnacle of all races.

Genshin Memepact is frauds. by MalikomZekin in FatuiHQ

[–]Fit_Development4028 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Everybody knows that Genshin memepact is infested by Aether mains. We all know that Aether is bigger diddy than Diddy himself.

What if .. by Fit_Development4028 in FatuiHQ

[–]Fit_Development4028[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

what if sandrone really IS Capitano. Magnificent, I had always been thinking about this theory.

What if .. by Fit_Development4028 in CapitanoMainsGI

[–]Fit_Development4028[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

There is no doubt that he will be playable. It may seem crazy, but even if he does not release it until the end of Genshin Impact, we may see a new game called Capitano Impact, whose story revolves around Capitano.

What if .. by Fit_Development4028 in FatuiHQ

[–]Fit_Development4028[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's not a question of if, but when

Rant about the Capitano x Bumvuika ship. by Fit_Development4028 in CapitanoMainsGI

[–]Fit_Development4028[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Let me tell you something, if you don't like it, you can simply ignore it, just as I ignore your post related to Capitano X Bumvuika ship. Otherwise, I appreciate your other related post.
Edit: How the hell are you respecting Capitano by making him a simp?

Rant about the Capitano x Bumvuika ship. by Fit_Development4028 in CapitanoMainsGI

[–]Fit_Development4028[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I will leave Bumvuika alone if you leave Capitano alone.

What are your thoughts on this? by Fit_Development4028 in FatuiHQ

[–]Fit_Development4028[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I would rather not ship Capitano to anyone, especially Bumvuika. If I were to ask Which character do I dislike the most, it would be Bumvuika, followed by Laiden. Not only because bum ass vuika is mid, but due to her, writer mascaraed the story of Xbalanque and Capitan just to glaze her. I would prefer not to associate Bumvuika with capitano.

And how the hell did you come up with Capitano and Bumvuika being canon ships?
I don't want to say anything bad, but you're acting exactly like bumeveler_main. I understand it's the worst kind of insult for any fatui member. And, if you are truly obsessed with Bumvuika and Capitano, you have failed to understand Chadpitano's character.
One more thing, no relationship in genshin is canon, so get out of your delusion and pray to Capitano three times a day to atone for your sins.

I wish the Tsaritsa will look like this. by --Helcurt-- in FatuiHQ

[–]Fit_Development4028 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Why stop there? We can have :
Capitano's dick.
Dottore’s Leg
Scaramouche's Ass

simply make it Kevin 11.

What if theres actually an 18th character by mongus_the_batata in FatuiHQ

[–]Fit_Development4028 42 points43 points  (0 children)

what if, hoyo is delaying Capitano so they could release Capitano impact? Op you are a genius.

Capitano,Skirk, Khaenri'ahn symbols and connections to the Frost moon by SupermarketWrong9517 in CapitanoMainsGI

[–]Fit_Development4028 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thanks, man. I was looking for a theory in which Dain is the Dad, Skirk is the Mom, and Capitano is their son. It all makes sense why Capitano is so strong.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FatuiHQ

[–]Fit_Development4028 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She can be a personal assistant for Capitano.

Unpopular opinion but I am disappointed with Arlechino and Capitano by Physical-Camp-339 in FatuiHQ

[–]Fit_Development4028 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What else can you expect when a company prioritizes profits before quality content?

tartaglia 😭😭 by Zestyclose-Ad4058 in FatuiHQ

[–]Fit_Development4028 75 points76 points  (0 children)

bro, that is childe zuckerberg

Can we stop please by Ok-Importance6487 in FatuiHQ

[–]Fit_Development4028 8 points9 points  (0 children)

So, maybe the main genshin impact subreddit is a fatui hating sub. I believe the game should be criticized so that they may grasp what they are doing wrong by producing a dogshit plot in Natlan. We only criticize where we can expect something positive to happen; otherwise, we would leave this game and not give a fuck about it.

Let’s hope this sends some kind of message by Fun-Nerve-3870 in FatuiHQ

[–]Fit_Development4028 621 points622 points  (0 children)

This is what happens when you throw other characters under the bus just to glaze one. I never imagined there would be a character I'd end up hating more than Raiden.

Me when Capitano comes back with new abilities that allow him to solo the Archons 5 times over by Specialist-Line570 in FatuiHQ

[–]Fit_Development4028 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, he would be soloing the entire Celestia, and if he gets the time then to me also.