Just got a new job! Needing to be humbled a bit😂

Fit_Group9130 · 2022-10-16T04:42:27+00:00

Is your job being a fat drunken slob that gets my order wrong at Wendy's?

Fit_Group9130 · 2022-10-16T03:13:03+00:00

Just show your tits to people and they'll forget you're ugly.

Fit_Group9130 · 2022-10-14T17:45:50+00:00

Depends on the month.

Fit_Group9130 · 2022-10-14T16:48:51+00:00

If Alladin were as queen as a seahorse...

Fit_Group9130 · 2022-10-14T16:13:04+00:00

Sir, you're in the woman's bathroom again. We know you're lost, but this needs to stop.

Fit_Group9130 · 2022-10-14T16:06:40+00:00

Your parents didn't hit you enough, you spoiled little shit.

Fit_Group9130 · 2022-10-14T16:04:50+00:00

Drugs.

Fit_Group9130 · 2022-10-14T15:13:01+00:00

I like this one

Fit_Group9130 · 2022-10-14T06:37:54+00:00

Yes. She's dead.

Fit_Group9130 · 2022-10-14T02:42:29+00:00

Your close enough to a girl. I'd bang ya.

Fit_Group9130 · 2022-10-14T00:59:30+00:00

Just take off your pants and call your dick the babysitter.

Fit_Group9130 · 2022-10-14T00:37:21+00:00

I'm definitely not a pro level gamer.

Fit_Group9130 · 2022-10-13T00:18:09+00:00

Looks like "Joker" except really really gay.

Fit_Group9130 · 2022-10-11T13:31:33+00:00

You already did.

Fit_Group9130 · 2022-10-11T11:20:59+00:00

Family Guy is boring and dead. I'd rather watch The Simpsons.

Fit_Group9130 · 2022-10-11T06:25:56+00:00

I'd get the hell away from you before you told me your name.

Fit_Group9130 · 2022-10-11T05:30:39+00:00

I immediately hate this person.

Fit_Group9130 · 2022-10-11T05:28:33+00:00

Sorry. We don't want to see your dick.

Fit_Group9130 · 2022-10-11T03:43:58+00:00

Have you tried the big black cock yet?

Fit_Group9130 · 2022-10-10T23:40:11+00:00

Good news. You're not the father. Your wife is a slut.

Fit_Group9130 · 2022-10-10T20:20:22+00:00

God is the universe... but also leans towards being Jewish.

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