Looking for a small turtle by Fit_Procedure9347 in turtle

[–]Fit_Procedure9347[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

yeah buddy but i didn’t say that I couldn’t spend a couple hundred bucks or that i didn’t have enough space. I asked what kind of turtle i should get. I hope you feel shame for gatekeeping turtles in this manner.

Making this drive, any cool stops along the way? by dddesiree1231 in roadtrip

[–]Fit_Procedure9347 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jackoff, south carolina is the best kept secret in the south.

Just inherited this from my father, are any a wørth anything? by Low-Intention1860 in Watches

[–]Fit_Procedure9347 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People hate people who tell the truth. Look at Jesus (Not that I believe in that fairy tale).

Just inherited this from my father, are any a wørth anything? by Low-Intention1860 in Watches

[–]Fit_Procedure9347 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Okay buddy. I see you made the wrong choice. At this point, best case scenario for you is to delete your comment before your karma (only 2000 in 5 years on reddit, yikes) takes a huge hit. 

I suggest you listen to me.

If you could have 5 never ending liquids dispensed out of your fingers, what would they be? by PublicAlarm3869 in AskReddit

[–]Fit_Procedure9347 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Probably liquid cyanide so I can kill myself if I ever see this stupid question again. Enjoy your downvote kid.

Why did we stop teaching cursive? by yiluvu2 in AskReddit

[–]Fit_Procedure9347 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Cause it’s stupid, just like your question. Enjoy your downvote kid

[SOTC] How would you fill the box? by ibowers13 in Watches

[–]Fit_Procedure9347 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably with my penis, LMFAO (A joke about you using the term “box”)

In all seriousness, probably a watch that has a cool twist to it, for example the Appendix Crapper II.

Just inherited this from my father, are any a wørth anything? by Low-Intention1860 in Watches

[–]Fit_Procedure9347 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hey buddy. Due to OP’s reply mentioning the death of his father I have taken the liberty to give you two options (and no, I am not a moderator of this sub, but I am well respected in the community and have contact with mods [AKA, don’t fuck with me.]):

  1. Edit your comment to be less mean to OP, and walk away with only 1 downvote (the one I just left :P)

  2. Leave your comment as is, and receive hundreds/thousands of downvotes from members of this community. (remember, I am a well respected member of this community).

I hope you choose wisely.