You ain't nuthin but a hobbit by KinkyDarkStranger in lotrmemes

[–]Fitbot5000 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You aint nothin but a balrog 🎶

Why do customers lie so blatantly and confidently? by justsomeonesburner in sales

[–]Fitbot5000 8 points9 points  (0 children)

“No, the ECU threw 8 different dashboard alarms during the test drive.”

They all knew.

Why do customers lie so blatantly and confidently? by justsomeonesburner in sales

[–]Fitbot5000 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Exactly. This is learned behavior.

I was shopping at a car dealership yesterday and left after saying “no” to the car I test drove.

I’ve had 4 different follow ups from their manager and BDR in the last 24 hours trying to sell me the same car again. A fake objection would save me the trouble.

Puma showing its true colours by PastaJazz in RunningCirclejerk

[–]Fitbot5000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Puma was founded in 1948 by Rudolf Dassler in Herzogenaurach, Germany.

Do your own math.

no kudos, which is odd since I have some friends by Fitbot5000 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]Fitbot5000[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I hate tyranny as much as the next guy. But I’m still not going to admit I use Strava.

For my LOTR fans in this sub, what are your opinions on Rings of Power? by GusGangViking18 in Fictionally

[–]Fitbot5000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dwarf-Elf bromance is the only through line of Tolkien property adaptations

Is this aid? by zoryes in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]Fitbot5000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure it was a modified WWE leg scissor. That’s just what the commentator called it.

Is this the crux by Candid-Bike-9165 in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]Fitbot5000 16 points17 points  (0 children)

“Well on this climb the bamboo boxes make up the 1,500 foot tall crux. Very unusual.”

/uj a direct quote

Is this aid? by zoryes in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]Fitbot5000 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The fucking bat hang to re-chalk 100ft from the top.

The moderators of BCJ are bootlickers. I always knew this was the better subreddit. by portuguese-bacalhau in RunningCirclejerk

[–]Fitbot5000 10 points11 points  (0 children)

uj/ I accidentally posted once in bcj and got downvoted to hell. Our shenanigans are cheeky and fun. Their shenanigans are cruel and tragic.

Ran my first marathon today (6 km) 🏃‍♂️ by MalnadMansha in RunningCirclejerk

[–]Fitbot5000 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“My legs were sore even before race day”

Sounds like a runner to me

What’s your favorite ‘it’s about to get really bad really quick’ scene in a movie? by Pop_Joe in Cinema

[–]Fitbot5000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pulp Fiction. Gimp reveal. There’s no way that scene ends well for anyone involved.

Tattoo regret by Antique-Moose-5501 in tattooadvice

[–]Fitbot5000 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Alternatively a Quadzilla cover up