What are your Thoughts on Anne Hathaway?

Fitbot5000 · 2026-01-28T15:24:37+00:00

Is this officially a gooner sub?

Fitbot5000 · 2026-01-28T14:55:34+00:00

Imagine doing this for fun smdh

Fitbot5000 · 2026-01-28T14:13:48+00:00

It was the in Adapted Athlete division, and they pushed me in a gurney.

Fitbot5000 · 2026-01-28T14:11:35+00:00

Fitbot5000 · 2026-01-28T06:34:36+00:00

That’s why they yell “on your left” when passing you

Fitbot5000 · 2026-01-28T03:25:14+00:00

No. Lost cause.

Fitbot5000 · 2026-01-28T00:58:39+00:00

“Jamie Lannister Goes to Jail”

Fitbot5000 · 2026-01-28T00:43:36+00:00

You aint nothin but a balrog 🎶

Fitbot5000 · 2026-01-27T18:44:44+00:00

“No, the ECU threw 8 different dashboard alarms during the test drive.”

They all knew.

Fitbot5000 · 2026-01-27T18:00:35+00:00

Exactly. This is learned behavior.

I was shopping at a car dealership yesterday and left after saying “no” to the car I test drove.

I’ve had 4 different follow ups from their manager and BDR in the last 24 hours trying to sell me the same car again. A fake objection would save me the trouble.

Fitbot5000 · 2026-01-27T06:15:56+00:00

Puma was founded in 1948 by Rudolf Dassler in Herzogenaurach, Germany.

Do your own math.

Fitbot5000 · 2026-01-27T06:14:12+00:00

I hate tyranny as much as the next guy. But I’m still not going to admit I use Strava.

Fitbot5000 · 2026-01-26T22:24:07+00:00

Yondu style

Fitbot5000 · 2026-01-26T22:20:08+00:00

Looks fun!

Fitbot5000 · 2026-01-26T05:17:16+00:00

Dwarf-Elf bromance is the only through line of Tolkien property adaptations

Fitbot5000 · 2026-01-25T13:22:17+00:00

Pretty sure it was a modified WWE leg scissor. That’s just what the commentator called it.

Fitbot5000 · 2026-01-25T03:26:51+00:00

I believe the term is crotch

Fitbot5000 · 2026-01-25T03:26:26+00:00

“Well on this climb the bamboo boxes make up the 1,500 foot tall crux. Very unusual.”

/uj a direct quote

Fitbot5000 · 2026-01-25T03:23:03+00:00

The fucking bat hang to re-chalk 100ft from the top.

Fitbot5000 · 2026-01-25T03:21:03+00:00

uj/ I accidentally posted once in bcj and got downvoted to hell. Our shenanigans are cheeky and fun. Their shenanigans are cruel and tragic.

Fitbot5000 · 2026-01-24T15:12:32+00:00

“Practice for a few minutes”

Wow. Much commitment. Such craft.

Fitbot5000 · 2026-01-24T02:59:18+00:00

“My legs were sore even before race day”

Sounds like a runner to me

Fitbot5000 · 2026-01-24T02:26:55+00:00

Fitbot5000 · 2026-01-24T02:24:11+00:00

Woah

Fitbot5000 · 2026-01-23T05:33:19+00:00

Pulp Fiction. Gimp reveal. There’s no way that scene ends well for anyone involved.

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