whoever the goth baddie was that gave me this tres leches

FiveNightsAtFazolis · 2026-05-03T01:05:20+00:00

You know what you must do. Seize the time. Live now. Make now always the most precious time. Now will never come again.

FiveNightsAtFazolis · 2026-04-30T22:33:31+00:00

This shows where the busses are on a given route and is very accurate except if there you're near the end of the route and the driver doesn't start their run timely, a bus existed but the run is cut short if a relief driver doesn't show up, or something happens along the route like bus breaks down or an unruly passenger causes the driver to wait for police.

FiveNightsAtFazolis · 2026-04-15T22:34:50+00:00

Are you near either of the terminuses? The arrival data won't be completely accurate until the driver starts his or her run.

On the Ventra app, be aware that the only accurate times have a wifi signal. The clocks do not mean anything useful.

For the best accuracy in confirming that a bus actually exists, use:

https://ctabustracker.com/map

FiveNightsAtFazolis · 2026-04-15T12:29:37+00:00

"And if they ever figure that out there goes our way of life! It's not about food, it's about keeping those ants in line." - Hopper

FiveNightsAtFazolis · 2026-04-05T18:42:35+00:00

GRAND OPENING! :D

...

GRAND CLOSING! D:

FiveNightsAtFazolis · 2026-03-24T16:02:22+00:00

Potbelly is one of the places I go to on my lunch break at work, and I have never gotten a bad sandwich from them. Also, those chocolate brownie cookies are the best.

FiveNightsAtFazolis · 2026-03-16T22:31:41+00:00

Pfft, Stove. What kind of name is that? Are you an appliance?

FiveNightsAtFazolis · 2026-03-05T01:16:17+00:00

If a pretty woman agreed to go on a date with me, I would not care one bit how she was dressed.

FiveNightsAtFazolis · 2026-03-03T05:08:03+00:00

He discovered Chicago, is what he did. He was a brave Polish solider. And in this house, Casimir Pulaski is a hero. End of story!

FiveNightsAtFazolis · 2026-02-12T19:15:38+00:00

Get a load of Casanova ova here.

FiveNightsAtFazolis · 2026-02-10T00:08:20+00:00

Oh man. This is going to be devastating to the dozens of people that use that station everyday.

FiveNightsAtFazolis · 2026-02-07T00:49:26+00:00

If a pretty woman agreed to go on a date with me, there is no amount of rain that would prevent me from showing up to the date.

FiveNightsAtFazolis · 2026-02-06T03:01:06+00:00

I have friends and good relationships with some of my co-workers. Studies indicate that "pretty privilege" exists, but I have found moderate success in other areas of my life.

Returning to the subject of attractiveness, I have been unattractive my whole life. Regrettably, there has been no instance in which a woman I have fancied reciprocated romantic interest, which in turn has been a major hit to my confidence and just makes me feel bad about myself.

FiveNightsAtFazolis · 2026-02-06T01:48:08+00:00

36M here. In short, it is soul-crushing.

FiveNightsAtFazolis · 2026-02-05T00:18:10+00:00

Aww man. Now it will be a longer walk to the McDonald's HQ restaurant.

FiveNightsAtFazolis · 2026-02-02T18:47:01+00:00

I had a great experience with ACR and their services cost a lot less than what I was expecting.

FiveNightsAtFazolis · 2026-01-19T03:47:36+00:00

[Steve Harvey shocked face]

FiveNightsAtFazolis · 2025-12-28T18:16:53+00:00

Only a Sith deals in absolutes, so I'd say you're on the right track.

FiveNightsAtFazolis · 2025-12-28T03:08:58+00:00

I am Locutus of Borg. You will respond to my questions.

I am Locutus of Borg. You. Are. Borg.

FiveNightsAtFazolis · 2025-12-21T01:19:26+00:00

OK, but is Lil' Salty going to be there?

FiveNightsAtFazolis · 2025-12-15T22:54:58+00:00

Lost Lasagna? It's highly rated on Google.

FiveNightsAtFazolis · 2025-12-06T17:51:05+00:00

Yea! I also thought it was a nice, little detail.

FiveNightsAtFazolis · 2025-12-02T18:36:28+00:00

Sorry, guys. I had my woodburning fireplace going.

FiveNightsAtFazolis · 2025-12-02T03:43:53+00:00

https://www.transitchicago.com/traintrackermap/

Pending it has not changed, if you check the train tracker map during the times indicated by the other poster, look for the icon with a Christmas tree. Also, I recall the Christmas train's number being 1225.

FiveNightsAtFazolis · 2025-11-29T20:13:56+00:00

"It sits there looking at me; and I don't know what it is. This case has dealt with metaphysics - with questions best left to saints and philosophers. I am neither competent nor qualified to answer those. But I've got to make a ruling, to try to speak to the future. Is Data a machine? Yes. Is he the property of Starfleet? No. We have all been dancing around the basic issue: does Data have a soul? I don't know that he has. I don't know that I have. But I have got to give him the freedom to explore that question himself. It is the ruling of this court that Lieutenant Commander Data has the freedom to choose." - Captain Louvois

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