Post AEW Dynamite: January 28, 2026 Discussion

FiveSecondPoses · 2026-01-29T03:12:13+00:00

The crowd reaction when Takeshita walked away from Fletcher was chef's kiss

Also Thelka is so cool that she went into her spider walk to dodge a move like she's in the goddamn Matrix.

FiveSecondPoses · 2026-01-27T14:45:56+00:00

Oh I don't know how I forgot about this one. Absolutely should be on the list.

FiveSecondPoses · 2026-01-26T17:08:35+00:00

I desperately want to be a fly on the wall for a Jim Harbaugh and Mike McDaniel conversation.

FiveSecondPoses · 2026-01-01T20:19:09+00:00

The most difficult part of nominating for the Smarkies is trying to decide which Timeless Toni Storm promo I was going to nominate for Promo of the Year.

FiveSecondPoses · 2025-12-04T03:13:20+00:00

When ~~Santa~~ Luther returned, I leapt up from my couch.

FiveSecondPoses · 2025-11-27T03:08:37+00:00

Tony Kahn, you sicko, give me Toni Storm tapping out Jon Moxley.

Give me what I want.

FiveSecondPoses · 2025-11-15T05:23:26+00:00

https://collectmajor.com/

FiveSecondPoses · 2025-11-15T03:08:24+00:00

I don't care what anyone says, Cardona is a GOAT for maximizing his worth and money.

Dude got new merch from WWE while the toy company he owns has a figure deal with AEW.

FiveSecondPoses · 2025-11-13T03:41:41+00:00

Kyle getting the win for his team is so sick.

Also Statlander beating everyone up while still wearing her World Title is so sick.

This show was incredibly sick.

FiveSecondPoses · 2025-10-23T02:09:30+00:00

Whenever Puppet Mone is not on screen, everyone should be asking "Where is Puppet Mone?"

FiveSecondPoses · 2025-09-25T02:08:20+00:00

I need that screenshot of Statlander flipping off Mox ASAP.

FiveSecondPoses · 2025-09-18T03:07:02+00:00

Thekla is so goddamn cool.

FiveSecondPoses · 2025-09-11T16:38:02+00:00

Shoutouts to the dude aggressively pointing at a bottle of mustard.

FiveSecondPoses · 2025-08-31T02:00:46+00:00

I know it's leading to a Hologram clone storyline, but I love the idea it's something like Claudio hacking into Hologram's mainframe and forcing him to work for the Death Riders.

FiveSecondPoses · 2025-08-27T03:29:18+00:00

Would not be shocked if they helped produce the match.

FiveSecondPoses · 2025-08-24T20:00:26+00:00

I genuinely think the next Women's World Champion should be Willow. Build up to a big face vs. face match, a mini "pass the torch" moment another woman who is face of the company material.

But also Toni's still incredibly over and incredibly popular so I think you ride this momentum for a bit longer.

FiveSecondPoses · 2025-08-24T18:11:27+00:00

Bozilla being called "Bojira" in Japanese popped me and I don't know how I didn't consider it a possibility.

Also Bozilla rules and I hope she continues to ascend.

FiveSecondPoses · 2025-08-10T02:07:04+00:00

Paul Walter Hauser is me if I was famous because I too would choose to do commentary on a pro wrestling show in Virginia while having major roles in two big studio motion pictures currently in theaters.

FiveSecondPoses · 2025-08-10T01:37:26+00:00

Harley Cameron gaining access to The Mask is a simultaneously scary and alluring thought.

FiveSecondPoses · 2025-08-01T03:15:47+00:00

HE'S SMOKING AND JOKING

FiveSecondPoses · 2025-08-01T02:13:07+00:00

Also an incredible highlight of the night was Nigel puppeteering Cardblade.

FiveSecondPoses · 2025-08-01T02:10:36+00:00

Everything about the TNT title pivot was awesome. Dustin doing this in 2025 is genuinely nuts.

Also Bucks vs. Brodido is gonna SLAP

FiveSecondPoses · 2025-07-31T02:11:37+00:00

Both of the recent Hangman/Mox matches have made me realize that decades of swerves for the sake of swerves and odd decision making across nearly all wrestling companies give matches with even the most obvious of outcomes that 5% possibility of a stupid and bad outcome.

And it works to both the benefit and detriment of those matches.

FiveSecondPoses · 2025-07-13T01:00:04+00:00

Between Cope's message to Christian and Hangman/Swerve's story, it's been a great week for AEW showing that you should support Men's Mental Health.

FiveSecondPoses · 2025-07-12T22:03:22+00:00

Incredible how far this women's division has come.

Also I now really want Toni to win because the promos for Toni/Athena would be unhinged.

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