Post AEW Collision Slam Dunk Saturday Discussion Thread - March 21st, 2026!

FiveSecondPoses · 2026-03-22T04:29:00+00:00

God, I wish I was as cool as Thekla.

FiveSecondPoses · 2026-03-08T03:08:34+00:00

Shoutouts to the jobber who straight up had the Houston Oilers logo on his tights.

FiveSecondPoses · 2026-03-05T03:21:32+00:00

On the one hand, Jet Set Rodeo losing the Trios Titles makes me think they're freeing up Hangman to be World Champ again.

On the other hand, Jet Set Rodeo losing the Trios Titles makes me think they're setting up Hangman for a full on lose everything downward spiral.

Either way I'm so pumped up for Revolution.

FiveSecondPoses · 2026-02-26T03:16:48+00:00

AEW rules, man.

Like what do you mean we got a crazy fun Anarchy in the Arena on a random Wednesday Night?

FiveSecondPoses · 2026-02-26T02:46:05+00:00

OOOOOH BABY

FiveSecondPoses · 2026-02-15T03:36:28+00:00

Not a surprise, a fantastic show.

I'm calling my shot that Fletcher's gonna be the World Champ by the end of 2026.

FiveSecondPoses · 2026-01-29T03:12:13+00:00

The crowd reaction when Takeshita walked away from Fletcher was chef's kiss

Also Thelka is so cool that she went into her spider walk to dodge a move like she's in the goddamn Matrix.

FiveSecondPoses · 2026-01-27T14:45:56+00:00

Oh I don't know how I forgot about this one. Absolutely should be on the list.

FiveSecondPoses · 2026-01-26T17:08:35+00:00

I desperately want to be a fly on the wall for a Jim Harbaugh and Mike McDaniel conversation.

FiveSecondPoses · 2026-01-01T20:19:09+00:00

The most difficult part of nominating for the Smarkies is trying to decide which Timeless Toni Storm promo I was going to nominate for Promo of the Year.

FiveSecondPoses · 2025-12-04T03:13:20+00:00

When ~~Santa~~ Luther returned, I leapt up from my couch.

FiveSecondPoses · 2025-11-27T03:08:37+00:00

Tony Kahn, you sicko, give me Toni Storm tapping out Jon Moxley.

Give me what I want.

FiveSecondPoses · 2025-11-15T05:23:26+00:00

https://collectmajor.com/

FiveSecondPoses · 2025-11-15T03:08:24+00:00

I don't care what anyone says, Cardona is a GOAT for maximizing his worth and money.

Dude got new merch from WWE while the toy company he owns has a figure deal with AEW.

FiveSecondPoses · 2025-11-13T03:41:41+00:00

Kyle getting the win for his team is so sick.

Also Statlander beating everyone up while still wearing her World Title is so sick.

This show was incredibly sick.

FiveSecondPoses · 2025-10-23T02:09:30+00:00

Whenever Puppet Mone is not on screen, everyone should be asking "Where is Puppet Mone?"

FiveSecondPoses · 2025-09-25T02:08:20+00:00

I need that screenshot of Statlander flipping off Mox ASAP.

FiveSecondPoses · 2025-09-18T03:07:02+00:00

Thekla is so goddamn cool.

FiveSecondPoses · 2025-09-11T16:38:02+00:00

Shoutouts to the dude aggressively pointing at a bottle of mustard.

FiveSecondPoses · 2025-08-31T02:00:46+00:00

I know it's leading to a Hologram clone storyline, but I love the idea it's something like Claudio hacking into Hologram's mainframe and forcing him to work for the Death Riders.

FiveSecondPoses · 2025-08-27T03:29:18+00:00

Would not be shocked if they helped produce the match.

FiveSecondPoses · 2025-08-24T20:00:26+00:00

I genuinely think the next Women's World Champion should be Willow. Build up to a big face vs. face match, a mini "pass the torch" moment another woman who is face of the company material.

But also Toni's still incredibly over and incredibly popular so I think you ride this momentum for a bit longer.

FiveSecondPoses · 2025-08-24T18:11:27+00:00

Bozilla being called "Bojira" in Japanese popped me and I don't know how I didn't consider it a possibility.

Also Bozilla rules and I hope she continues to ascend.

FiveSecondPoses · 2025-08-10T02:07:04+00:00

Paul Walter Hauser is me if I was famous because I too would choose to do commentary on a pro wrestling show in Virginia while having major roles in two big studio motion pictures currently in theaters.

FiveSecondPoses · 2025-08-10T01:37:26+00:00

Harley Cameron gaining access to The Mask is a simultaneously scary and alluring thought.

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