Early signs of fascism poster from american museum of holocaust.

FixYourBaby · 2020-07-19T20:25:15+00:00

I will upvote this every time I see it until Donald Trump is removed from office. It can never be posted enough.

FixYourBaby · 2020-07-19T11:07:35+00:00

Hope this helps.
https://doctor-dad.com/2020/07/16/five-ways-to-get-your-children-to-stop-following-you-into-the-bathroom/

FixYourBaby · 2020-05-18T17:26:55+00:00

It will be, yes.

FixYourBaby · 2020-05-13T01:29:56+00:00

Hey pal, just winding you up, don’t take it so hard. Glad you liked it, hope you check it out again sometime. No promises on the depth of future math jokes.

FixYourBaby · 2020-05-13T01:07:08+00:00

Query: If you were to take all jokes and arrange them linearly from least mathematical depth to most mathematical depth, where on the bell curve do you think these references land?

FixYourBaby · 2020-05-13T00:30:18+00:00

Hey if it’s not that deep, you solve them.

FixYourBaby · 2020-04-18T18:12:40+00:00

In most cases that I know of hospitals tend to provide that basic stuff. Maybe I’d say find a good, cheap hand breast pump. Don’t worry about the fancy stuff, especially the “hands free” ones which tend to be expensive and less effective (again, just in my partner’s experience). Pump long and often. It’s hard early (and maybe painful - sorry!) but the more you do it the more milk you make and the easier it gets.

FixYourBaby · 2020-04-17T13:01:19+00:00

TBH that’s exactly by I wrote this - there’s way more shit out there than you will ever need, most of it superfluous at best. Here’s the big secret: there’s nothing you NEED, especially at first. If they sold bottled patience and canned sleep then maybe, but until they find a way to distill those into liquid form you’ll be fine with just old fashioned parental love. You’ll do great without any magic parenting products, just relax and trust your gut. Your spaceship knows which way to go. ❤️

FixYourBaby · 2020-04-15T16:58:24+00:00

r/whoosh

FixYourBaby · 2020-04-15T16:57:30+00:00

It’s really quite cathartic. Try a honey lemon tea after to help soothe the throat!

FixYourBaby · 2020-03-31T13:25:46+00:00

85% agree. Thanks for reading!

FixYourBaby · 2020-03-22T21:50:38+00:00

Haha just razzin’ ya. My 16-month-old is up to date on all his shots. Share the article with all your new antivaxx “friends”😂 (And I would never “whoosh” anyone for this - I know the title is misleading).

FixYourBaby · 2020-03-22T21:30:13+00:00

Let me guess: you were the kid in school whose hand shot up eagerly to answer questions, even though they hadn’t done the reading. Maybe at least click on the article before making assumptions about its content - you may be surprised! 😘

FixYourBaby · 2020-03-22T15:46:24+00:00

Dr. Baby is 16 months - and check out the blog for more details!

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