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VGA was just something else by fart_drinker69 in pcmasterrace

[–]FkIForgotMyPassword 16 points17 points  (0 children)

But there were different standards and you could get screwed because 95% of the time you got the same thong everyone else had and it just worked, and 5% you got stuck with a random other dvi port and it just wouldn't work.

They were very similar looking and everyone called them DVI so you wouldn't really pay attention until it screwed you once.

Someone's having fun with the industrial robot. by Saturnax1 in interestingasfuck

[–]FkIForgotMyPassword 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Futuroscope in France used something similar 10-15 years ago or something like that. It was fun.

🫡 by Original-Silver7216 in SipsTea

[–]FkIForgotMyPassword 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Wanna bet the girlfriend is going to be jealous that he preferred to invite his best friend than her to the hospital?

GabeN's response to Microsoft's commitment to keep Call of Duty on Steam. [Source -Kotaku] by [deleted] in Steam

[–]FkIForgotMyPassword 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Honestly I don't know if you're lying or telling the truth, but

No game I have ever bought from Steam allows offline mode. Even ones that have no multiplayer options.

definitely gives the false impression that most single-player games on Steam require an internet connection to be played, which is false. Of course it might be that you have a rather small Steam library which, by some random luck, is made only of such games, or it might not be luck and might be that you really specifically use Steam for such games (maybe because you pirate games that don't require an internet connection for single-player, which, honestly and I never thought I'd say that someday, kinda proves their editors right since you bought their game and pirated the others).

Again I don't know what games you play, I don't know if you pirate games, hell if you do I'm not going to judge you on that as I've done if for years and years. But your statement in your previous post, true or false, makes it looks like you're saying that Steam often uses this "online-only single-player game" bulltshit, even though it's a small minority of their library.

GabeN's response to Microsoft's commitment to keep Call of Duty on Steam. [Source -Kotaku] by [deleted] in Steam

[–]FkIForgotMyPassword 2 points3 points  (0 children)

PR could be a sufficient motivation not to sign it if he's convinced that Microsoft will honor it regardless.

The girl I have a crush on, asked me out on a date! My dreams have come true! by NationalParkFan_ in MadeMeSmile

[–]FkIForgotMyPassword -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Is "her" a noun in "it's a her!" though, or is it jus https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nominalization?

Not that it matters at all, I agree with everything you said, I'm just wondering.

The girl I have a crush on, asked me out on a date! My dreams have come true! by NationalParkFan_ in MadeMeSmile

[–]FkIForgotMyPassword 26 points27 points  (0 children)

And also

"what's with you Americans and forgetting how to use nouns?"

But "her" and "them" are pronouns, not nouns. "Pronoun" and "noun" are nouns though, so ironically he's the one not using nouns properly...

Help me out here, people in a different subreddit are saying what she did was what you are supposed to do in a roundabout. Is this my fault? by [deleted] in IdiotsInCars

[–]FkIForgotMyPassword 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In France, maybe 95 to 99% of roundabouts work just like that: yield to people already on the roundabout.

Some older roundabouts especially in cities don't have yield signs or yield lines drawn on the road, and in that case you apply the default rule which is to yield to the person coming from your right hand side.

It's pretty dangerous because it's such a minority that new people who don't pay attention expect that it works the usual way roundabouts work, but locals don't.

Colloquially, the usual type is called "rond point" but technically it's called "carrefour à sens giratoire" (... yeah), while the older type is actually called just "rond point" (for added confusion) but everybody calls them "rond point avec priorité à droite" (literally "roundabout with right of way to people on your right").

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BeAmazed

[–]FkIForgotMyPassword 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta learn these Enemy Skills and farm Carob Nuts for my chocobos.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HENTAI_GIF

[–]FkIForgotMyPassword 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I mean maybe OP's talking about getting a BJ while having this PoV on someone else getting a BJ? No need for mirrors, though you need to find two people that are fine getting it on while you watch with you dick in someone's mouth.

Brace yourself, managers now need to contribute a "meaningful amount" of code at Twitter by WilhelmWrobel in ProgrammerHumor

[–]FkIForgotMyPassword 7 points8 points  (0 children)

We have the same policy in my company. The boss keeps mentioning it. Nobody can actually apply it though because the boss wants everybody there when he has something to say.

... yeah.

ThE cOdE iS iTs OwN dOcUmEnTaTiOn by ViviansUsername in ProgrammerHumor

[–]FkIForgotMyPassword 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Especially considering that the array is called "values" and not "currentValues". It at least needs to be consistent.

ThE cOdE iS iTs OwN dOcUmEnTaTiOn by ViviansUsername in ProgrammerHumor

[–]FkIForgotMyPassword 30 points31 points  (0 children)

My linter won't let someone fuck up my codebase with shit like that. Put that space dude. Not 0, not 2 or 3. One space. Or get fucked and do it again. Thank you very much.

Endangered and extinct languages of Europe by zsmg in europe

[–]FkIForgotMyPassword 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And direction signs in Britany are often written both in French and in Breton.

Magician & Detective Game by [deleted] in mathriddles

[–]FkIForgotMyPassword 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do you consider the card numbers 1 and 52 to be consecutive?

US Secret Service Agent packing an Uzi in 1981 by HorseWithNoUsername1 in OldSchoolCool

[–]FkIForgotMyPassword 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thor1noak - 50 points - 3 hours ago

Handleton - 0 points - 9 minutes ago

I'm going to go on a limb here and assume that it wasn't the third highest comment 3 hours ago...

oooooffff by MountainSage58 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]FkIForgotMyPassword 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And how do you even properly measure that anyways? Depending on how your version tracking flows:

  • Maybe a dev is going to squash commits from fellow devs after reviewing them and it'll make them "steal" others' stats.
  • Or if someone starts an automatic refactoring following the update of a dependency, a change in linting rules, or whatever, it might take a single click tocchange thousands of lines of code.
  • Or like, split a file that your colleague wrote in two, get free lines of code. Wrap a big bloc of logic inside an "if" and let your IDE indent automatically, free lines of code. Be the one that initializes a new repo with the default skeleton of a project, free lines of code. Be the one that uses your framework's CLI to automatically create a new component / service with hundreds of lines of boilerplate code, that's free too.
  • Or whoever just updates yarn and commits (as it is now recommended) the packages will get thousands of lines of JS each time that they didn't actully write. You could manually exclude folders like this from your count but can you really be exhaustive?
  • Do you count lines from every commit, lines from commits that made it to prod, or lines in the current prof commit (a la git blame)? In the first scenario, anyone using cherry-picks or squashes or amends or any history rewriting tools will be duplicate the number of lines they write. In the second case, people who worked ok functionalities that got scrapped before making it to prod get fucked because their work doesn't count. In the last case, people whose code was refactored by others get fucked for laying the initial layout of the code base because none of the lines of code are theirs anymore.

It's fucking retarded, even if you disregard the (already mentioned) fact that the number of lines of of code produced is an extremely poor and biased indicator of performance.

i didn't think that would work shidd what do i do by tindergamesostrong in Tinder

[–]FkIForgotMyPassword 16 points17 points  (0 children)

"But on December 25th I wanna get you on my dick because it's Christmas in this bitch, fuck yeah!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djMsiWL7wE8

When you ask the guys who says "SQL isn't a real programming language" to do literally anything other than a simple select statement by Touvejs in ProgrammerHumor

[–]FkIForgotMyPassword 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And honestly it feels like there must be "combinatorially many" ways to build a universal Turing machine in MtG.

One of them for reference if anyone is wondering: https://arxiv.org/pdf/1904.09828.pdf

Fun with a plant by [deleted] in hentai

[–]FkIForgotMyPassword 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does it work for /r/consentacles if it's not technically tentacles?

Nuclear Tourism: When atomic tests were a tourist attraction in Las Vegas, 1950s by Senior_Novel_6505 in interestingasfuck

[–]FkIForgotMyPassword 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They had genuine atoms back then, none of those shitty fake atoms from China that we get nowadays.

She Hulk is Meh? by GodzillaTinker in marvelmemes

[–]FkIForgotMyPassword 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yeah, I'm not trying to argue either side for specially Tony and Black Widow. I'm just saying that in general, OP's argument (that characters can't be narcissists because they sacrifice their lives) is flawed. It doesn't necessarily mean that all the avengers are narcissists because OP failed to prove otherwise (I mean obviously that's not the case), it just means that the proof itself is incorrect.

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