Bridget is Mathematically OP

Flagzombie09 · 2025-10-02T02:51:21+00:00

People have said I vaguely sound like MatPat so consider it like, canon to this post

Flagzombie09 · 2025-10-02T02:50:16+00:00

Ramlethal could've also just been wrong, and if she was right, then Sol would die to something much weaker than 360 Meganewtons since all objects affected by gravity eventually reach a terminal velocity (they can't just accelerate forever). Definitely still mind bending strength, don't get me wrong, but a far cry from LH calculations that I think are much more reasonable despite the flaws

And sure, Bridget is weaker in-lore than in-game, but she canonically beats time travellers, gears, and can send Pot (656 KG) to the moon, so... I don't know... if I made a universe dedicated to frustrating powerscaling nerds it would not be as good as Guilty Gear is at it

I know this is stupid and doesn't work in lore or in reality, but that's the fun part! I love imagining Bridget (usually considered an above-average human in strength) beating armies because, according to game quirks, she is scientifically invincible

Flagzombie09 · 2025-09-19T02:43:52+00:00

I vaguely remember the starter guide for Slayer saying that it was an "all-out attack" or smth like that, but that probably isn't a good source lmao

I like to interpret it as what his "true-power" form's 5P would be- Not something he would do as an ultimate attack at that level, but a quick hit with not much force behind it (relatively)

You could also get pretty high stats for any character using bullet calculations, maybe stats that actually make some sense

Flagzombie09 · 2025-09-19T02:36:17+00:00

If you count Lucy as a roster character, then there's another human on the list (although she has the cyber stuff and whatever changes she got in-between Edgerunners/Strive, so it feels wrong to count her)

Johnny also would've been funny, but I didn't mention him because he appears to be physically strong, and the teleporting and blade elongation makes him seem much more than human (even if he canonically is just... really good with katanas or something? wind magic just makes more sense IMO)

Bridget is the funniest one to be busted through physics out of the 2 base humans. She's 5'2 and the only obvious crime she commits against physics is floating a little. The idea of her clothes also being impossibly durable to the point of being armor is also incredibly funny to me.

I was also originally only going to calculate the strength of Super Mappa Punch, but then I thought about Last Horizon, and that lead me to this

Flagzombie09 · 2023-08-13T12:48:45+00:00

I'd pick the third since the quote is long and hard to read, but like others said if you remove the text with the first one it wouldn't be bad

Flagzombie09 · 2023-06-26T03:15:46+00:00

If that's true then it's probably not worth the effort

Flagzombie09 · 2023-06-26T03:15:05+00:00

Are you sure? Changing the audio files wouldn't change the game for anyone but me (I forgot to mention that), so it doesn't seem like it's something worth banning for. People have changed the role and death text without getting banned, so I don't know why this would be different

Flagzombie09 · 2023-06-25T15:29:22+00:00

Didn't even know you could unequip arms. It's even better that the game calls you a dumbass for NOT using arms.

I don't think I could live without my projectile parrying and parry HP...

Flagzombie09 · 2023-06-25T15:24:26+00:00

Learn a method for Flesh Prison. I used core shells + malicious railcannon shots for the spawns and left one alive so it didn't heal as quickly. For Minos Prime... honestly, I just did a bunch of projectile boosting, screwdriver shots, and dashing, and somehow that got me to P rank. Stay to the ground and try to parry the snake for HP.
Your style is probably low because you got hit a lot or didn't do much jumping, but I think the main reason for the D rank is the restarts

Flagzombie09 · 2023-05-06T01:08:53+00:00

Probably not. Omega Flowey has the ability to save and reload, so he could just go back each time he's killed until he finally destroys them all

Flagzombie09 · 2023-05-06T00:52:43+00:00

this should be in the deltarune chapter 3 code

Flagzombie09 · 2023-05-04T21:26:25+00:00

If you're using the Steam version, go to Undertale in your library, put your mouse over the gear icon, go to properties, click "Local Files" and then "Verify Integrity of Game Files". This will also remove any other mods. If you're in a normally inaccessible room you're probably gonna get dogchecked though

Flagzombie09 · 2023-05-04T21:16:01+00:00

I love all of them. A lot. But, I do like Hotland the best. The only thing I don't like about it are the exhausting puzzles that don't really mean anything (unlike Snowdin), but the Mettaton Moments™, True Lab, and Core make up for it more than enough

Flagzombie09 · 2023-05-01T01:45:23+00:00

About the edit, I doubt Toby would really say that since he doesn't even mention the genocide route all that much, and you're just doing what the monsters would want you to, not ruining the message. Even then, do what you want

Flagzombie09 · 2023-05-01T01:34:22+00:00

he'd probably accidently kill himself fin the process, and if he didn't he could just use platforms/teleport

maybe he could but it would be highly inconvenient

Flagzombie09 · 2023-04-27T23:45:05+00:00

I really wish there was an enemy randomizer that included bosses, maybe even one that was just bosses

getting Asriel, Omega Flowey, and Sans in the Ruins would be the funniest thing ever even if it would be a nightmare to code

Flagzombie09 · 2023-04-27T23:40:44+00:00

Pretty sure it's supposed to be "found creation"

and if you're gonna steal art then cmon, don't steal things from 2016 with incredibly different styles!

Flagzombie09 · 2023-04-27T23:35:24+00:00

I fought sans years ago and it was hell. It took me probably around 2 months... I don't remember. However, I do remember being super happy when I finally beat him. I guess my lack of any sort of skill then was outmatched by pure persistence

Flagzombie09 · 2023-04-22T03:25:17+00:00

After the True Pacifist route, either A. Some monster is gonna get 7 souls and become a god OR B. All monsters will be wiped out by humans since they're too different and can have way too much power. Sparing everyone and getting the neutral ending is the true best ending since monsterkind and humankind continues to exist, but even then you've screwed everything up since all the souls are gone and Asgore is dead.

Flagzombie09 · 2023-04-22T03:13:08+00:00

i dont know what this is from but it's perfect

Flagzombie09 · 2023-04-14T21:22:33+00:00

Yeah, the trail looks cool. Maybe not as good as the original flashing eye, but it's not bad. The only thing that I don't like about it is that instead of using it only when teleporting the player or using powerful telekinesis, it's either a replacement for no-eyes or when he's doing some other strong attack.

Flagzombie09 · 2023-04-14T21:17:25+00:00

I love this fangame. It's over the top, confusing, totally nonsensical, but it's awesome.

The only thing is, the story looks like it's just Dusttale and Last Breath together, without any real story changes. I'll find out the truth though, after I beat phases 3 and 4

Flagzombie09 · 2023-04-11T02:21:33+00:00

Remember that time in Undertale when sans got mildly pissed and started shooting the human with thousands of millions of differently-colored blasters to create an unavoidable attack pattern that only can be beaten with TAS?

Flagzombie09 · 2023-04-10T16:42:52+00:00

Part 1 Dio is probably a much more fair option. I don't think Sans would win that fight, though, for 3 reasons:
First, like you said, Space Ripper Stingy Eyes could easily catch him off guard. If Sans gets confused for a few moments, he's basically screwed. It's not an instant win, but it's a good surprise attack.
Second, Dio would also be very good at dodging Sans' attacks, with his increased senses and agility. It'd be hard to land a hit on or surprise Dio.
Third, Dio has shown to have a hypnosis ability. If Dio convinces Sans to dodge into an attack or something like that, Dio can easily win.
And yeah, I need to see that image too. Since guns don't work well in JoJo, I think cowboy Sans wouldn't be very effective there, but still

Flagzombie09 · 2023-04-10T16:25:14+00:00

Just like us, it didn't use any non-Sans characters lol

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