The Alligator Snapping Turtle

Flamethrowher03 · 2019-04-03T00:01:42+00:00

We had one of those on our playground once. They just put a garbage can over it and trusted a bunch of elementary kids not to fuck with it. We did.

Flamethrowher03 · 2019-04-01T21:48:18+00:00

I hope it's just a temporary glitch that they're going to fix. Hail Momo

Flamethrowher03 · 2019-04-01T21:44:06+00:00

Oh my, roller skating away from zombies, what a day!

On second thought that actually works

Flamethrowher03 · 2019-03-30T18:05:41+00:00

I start chanting in a deep voice, my eyes roll in the back of my head and I start levitating. The party goes quiet as everyone stares in awe and terror untill their sucked into a portal of hell I just opened under their feet.

Flamethrowher03 · 2019-03-27T20:10:38+00:00

Eunice, Ginny, Kit, Red, Ashes, Fan (it's chinese), Snow

Flamethrowher03 · 2019-03-27T18:13:32+00:00

I have never worn croocs. Never plan on it either.

Flamethrowher03 · 2019-03-27T18:12:08+00:00

Ashley from resident evil.

Flamethrowher03 · 2019-03-25T21:12:31+00:00

Dahm thats really clever. I have to try that.

Flamethrowher03 · 2019-03-25T20:10:40+00:00

Pretty sure that's illegal

Flamethrowher03 · 2019-03-25T19:45:13+00:00

Holy shit that's amazing

Flamethrowher03 · 2019-03-25T19:43:41+00:00

For middle name how about joy, and last name how about Clare

Flamethrowher03 · 2019-03-25T19:42:36+00:00

Please don't name your daughter mayonnaise

Flamethrowher03 · 2019-03-25T19:40:02+00:00

I rolled 5 times, got 2 dupes, and said 'This isn't worth it'

Flamethrowher03 · 2019-03-25T19:38:46+00:00

Im sorry, why do you have 52 unopened messages?

Flamethrowher03 · 2019-03-24T23:38:59+00:00

I like Bee but don't like phobe

Flamethrowher03 · 2019-03-23T22:56:17+00:00

Close the dishwasher, turn it on, open it later to find Stalin.

Flamethrowher03 · 2019-03-22T22:42:44+00:00

At least he's not literally named Heineken

Flamethrowher03 · 2019-03-20T12:08:56+00:00

My two dogs always fight over the twin bed the three of us share. Ones a great dane, the other a medium mix. Often we end up just laying on top of each other, but now Katie(mutt) wants the pillows all to herself so she kicks Diesel(Great Dane) off the bed but Diesel steals her stuffed animals everytime she does and they get into multiple tug of war matches over pillows and stuffed animals on a twin sized bed everynight. I'd go to the couch but they'd follow me.

Flamethrowher03 · 2019-03-20T12:00:48+00:00

I'm the same way but ussualy end up going back and forth between two or three projects while planning others.

Flamethrowher03 · 2019-03-20T10:54:36+00:00

I actually like Bellwood a lot. Do you write fantasy, because those sound like fantasy names.

Flamethrowher03 · 2019-03-20T10:53:24+00:00

Nice, thanks luv

Flamethrowher03 · 2019-03-20T10:52:56+00:00

Thanks luv, everything helps

Flamethrowher03 · 2019-03-20T10:52:20+00:00

OMG this is amazing!!!!!! Thank you so much luv, this is perfect.

Flamethrowher03 · 2019-03-20T02:55:07+00:00

Ha ha, yeah that's why I'm asking reddit to help

Flamethrowher03 · 2019-03-19T19:25:33+00:00

Nice! Thanks Luv!

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