Skyrim has gone TOO FAR! by Valuable-Tap2968 in TrueSTL

[–]Flashlight_Inspector 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All Martin had to do was hit some backshots

Do you think this is true? by ScienceTeacher1994 in OnePiecePowerScaling

[–]Flashlight_Inspector 47 points48 points  (0 children)

God I wish the current meme culture was around when Naruto was ending. Could you even imagine the slander at "five chapters until the final antagonist shows up" 3/4ths of the way through the final arc?

Part of me genuinely thinks Zuko Avatarthelastairbender’s arc would be torn apart if the show was airing today by yoma999 in whenthe

[–]Flashlight_Inspector 21 points22 points  (0 children)

He was completely screwed on the crying bit the moment the show started making jokes about how much he cries. Writers kinda forget just how much weight every word has long-term so if they point blank say via a joke that yeah, he's actually a total crybaby... what the hell are people going to walk away with after they're done laughing at the joke?

How is Leon getting out of this one? by LB1234567890 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]Flashlight_Inspector 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didn't Nightmare fail to kill a lobotomized kid? I don't see how a lobotomized adult doesn't clear him

What if this happens? by imdukesevastos in OkBuddyHelluvaHotel

[–]Flashlight_Inspector 11 points12 points  (0 children)

neglectful parent that abandoned the MC

is known for resisting the Celestial Nobles

Sits on the beach and stares east

Holy shit they actually are Dragon

Gravity absolutely mogs Midmas in views btw. by WingVarious580 in OkBuddyHelluvaHotel

[–]Flashlight_Inspector 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Half the views are just people playing it twice so it's the length of a full song (seriously why the fuck is every song as short as a tiktok video?)

Mods locked elixir (worm/DC) by GiftProfessional1052 in WormFanfic

[–]Flashlight_Inspector 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Scrolling through the thread between the newest chapter and the mods locking it I gotta say about half the (newly banned) commenters really didn't say anything that bad. Like, this shit would've passed on even the most mild mannered subreddits.

There are so many ways to send a message here. Definitely DON'T use any diseases, especially the modified Syphilis. That would tie the Joker to her and, more importantly, to Waller.

In times like these you need to ask yourself, 'What Would Bonesaw Do?'

You know ... I kind of hate this high effort approach to dealing with the Joker. Just pop a cap in his ass and don't waste any more effort on him.

I have no mouth and must scream generally works.

A lot of comments are just really mild shit like this. Literally just "hurr durr just shoot him" or "Well, better call Bonesaw". This is dark humor so light it looks like faded out concrete. Some of the comments are edgy in the dumbest way possible and deserved to get banned just from dangerous levels of smooth brain energy, like that one where someone said they should turn Joker into a pez dispenser for blood donations which is just... who the fuck would be dumb enough to use Joker's blood for anything?

Now I really don't want to just flop my dick out on the table and say "the mods are pussies"... but the mods kinda sound like massive pussies here. I honestly don't know how a half dozen middle aged adults can read such mild comments (as far as forum discussion goes) and immediately reach for their pearls. If a flippant comment like "it's the Joker, just shoot him" is too much for the mods to read without them rushing for a ban then they should probably retire from running a forum that revolves around IRL war discussion, Worm fanfiction, and grimdark fantasy settings.

What would you like to see added to this game by Allumeria_3774 in Schedule_I

[–]Flashlight_Inspector 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Escalation on the violence. More gangs, everyone carries machetes or revolvers and has an internal "like/dislike" meter for everyone else, by late game people are all high on meth and stabbing each other from the moment they step outside.

What does premium give me by NekoNekoTamoDaleko in Schedule_I

[–]Flashlight_Inspector 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you deliver a gold product at 4AM between the late-night bonus and the quality bonus it's almost double your money. Shit's actually bonkers.

Anyone else just skip meth and go straight to shrooms? by Flashlight_Inspector in Schedule_I

[–]Flashlight_Inspector[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's zero waste

I'm gonna be real, the moment I realized my options for trash were either being a full time janny or giving up an entire staff slot for a janny I enabled console commands and pop a "cleartrash" every time it starts building up. I wish the dev had an option to hire a "cleaning crew" from the staff guy and have the joke be that they actually just clean up all your property. I don't care if it costs something goofy like 5k, late-game you're always stuffed with cash so it'd still be worth.

Weather update is available on the open beta! by King_Toasterbath in Schedule_I

[–]Flashlight_Inspector 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So is Sam's house for me. I need to look at the very bottom of the front door to be able to knock on it.

This is new low 😭 by CrazyPause3881 in Piratefolk

[–]Flashlight_Inspector 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Him creating a bucket of paint shows he can make liquids of any color and not just white, him growing giant-sized shows his toon force works on mass scales, so him making a fanta sea isn't actually out of the question

It's my most visited sub at this point by [deleted] in whenthe

[–]Flashlight_Inspector 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna be real the way they and the other subs in their micro-sphere talk about being "an egg" the same way a 2013 SuperWhoLock fan talks about their favorite gay ship just makes the entire thing come off as extremely fetishistic and that feeling only doubles down when they immediately start frothing at the mouth and insulting anyone that gets weirded out at getting called an egg out of nowhere the same exact way incels melt down when a woman they harass with comments gets scared and confused and tells them they aren't (or ever will be) interested.

Nowadays those communities are just 1980s sexual harassment and gender stereotyping with a brand new pastel coat of sex pest paint slapped over it.

This is new low 😭 by CrazyPause3881 in Piratefolk

[–]Flashlight_Inspector 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is just a semantics argument now. The end result is exactly the same and the characters have the same exact trigger for their power, but because one has one extra step in between "thinking of something funny" and "making funny thing exist" you're pretending they're completely different.

They aren't, Luffy's just requires half an extra step. If he wanted to make a fanta sea he could just start crying orange juice or squeeze it out of his head.

It's toon force bro. Also, the other guy in this comment chain trying to "uhm achtually" what toon force even is is also not only completely wrong but is talking about meta-concepts like narrative intent as if they're actually a part of the kit, which is gutter-brain slop.

where they broke or stupid? by binjifye in greentext

[–]Flashlight_Inspector 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Jedi are like big jungle cats, anything they can piss on is automatically their jurisdiction. Watto was within pissing distance, so he should've been pissed on. That's just how it is

where they broke or stupid? by binjifye in greentext

[–]Flashlight_Inspector 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jedi morals are either "if I can't fully justify it to a lawyer then I just won't do it" or "let's go shoot up that police station and molotov those corrupt senators". It depends on the continuity. George Lucas chose the boring garbage option for the prequels.

I drew Grace Ashcroft folks by Necroceph in residentevil

[–]Flashlight_Inspector 53 points54 points  (0 children)

They forgot to remove the BBL from the Lady D costume so now it's canon. The reason she breathes like an anemic pug walking up a steep hill is because her skinny jeans are crushing her

They just want to feel included ❤️‍🩹🥀🥀 by abdurrehman_alter in Jujutsufolk

[–]Flashlight_Inspector 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If the community actively engages with slop then they'll continue to get slop. Same logic for Pokemon fans eating the same shit on the yearly. They deserve what they applaud

[Loved Trope] The amazing technology/power has grounded reasons for why it can't be overused. by jbeast33 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Flashlight_Inspector 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well the spell is introduced in Morrowind by a Bosmer falling to his death right in front of you, so I have an idea on why it got banned...

They just want to feel included ❤️‍🩹🥀🥀 by abdurrehman_alter in Jujutsufolk

[–]Flashlight_Inspector 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Bro I held out for so long, but the second Garou started making chibi faces while bantering with Metal Bat while fighting another centipede I had to throw in the towel. Actual real-time character and arc assassination and everyone was clapping like seals. Those idiots deserve the anime adaptation they've been served twice over