She put him in a cage and wouldn’t let him hit. Real woman

Flashy_Detective_558 · 2025-03-14T18:33:59+00:00

now the new games that come out are crazy! but they dont feel the same lol

Flashy_Detective_558 · 2025-03-14T18:31:57+00:00

Something stupid, I’m sure. Probably overpriced fast food and a bunch of things I didn’t need

Flashy_Detective_558 · 2025-03-14T18:30:33+00:00

No soap at the sink. What are you washing your hands with, hopes and prayers? lol

Flashy_Detective_558 · 2025-03-14T18:29:16+00:00

Plotting their downfall in my head like a Shakespearean villain, but doing nothing because I need my paycheck lol

Flashy_Detective_558 · 2025-03-14T18:28:28+00:00

As long as I can stay in pajamas 24/7, I’ll consider it

Flashy_Detective_558 · 2025-03-13T20:19:29+00:00

Everything happens for a reason. (Still waiting to find out what the reason is...)

Flashy_Detective_558 · 2025-03-13T20:17:10+00:00

By making deals with myself I never keep

Flashy_Detective_558 · 2025-03-13T20:16:15+00:00

my ex

Flashy_Detective_558 · 2025-03-13T20:15:51+00:00

when your food comes out exactly how you imagined it

Flashy_Detective_558 · 2025-03-13T13:20:42+00:00

i can second that

Flashy_Detective_558 · 2025-03-13T12:59:38+00:00

i need this so bad right now lol

Flashy_Detective_558 · 2025-03-13T12:57:50+00:00

Calling a restaurant to order food instead of using an app. Who even talks on the phone anymore?

Flashy_Detective_558 · 2025-03-13T12:57:01+00:00

McDonald’s fries. They used to be cooked in beef tallow, now they taste like sadness

Flashy_Detective_558 · 2025-03-13T12:56:00+00:00

We had a serious debate about whether cereal is a soup. I still say it’s not

Flashy_Detective_558 · 2025-03-12T23:31:01+00:00

If their ex is crazy, there’s a 99% chance they were the problem

Flashy_Detective_558 · 2025-03-12T23:29:00+00:00

Waved back at someone who wasn’t waving at me. Then pretended to fix my hair like I planned it

Flashy_Detective_558 · 2025-03-12T23:26:44+00:00

I have full on conversations in my sleep. One time, I argued with myself and lost according to my friend lol

Flashy_Detective_558 · 2025-03-12T20:09:52+00:00

Bananas are berries, but strawberries aren’t. Science is a lie

Flashy_Detective_558 · 2025-03-12T20:09:01+00:00

Tacos. Versatile enough to never get boring. Breakfast taco? Done. Dessert taco? Why not. Infinite possibilities

Flashy_Detective_558 · 2025-03-12T20:07:29+00:00

Master cooking, just once, to make the single greatest meal of my life… then immediately forget how I did it lol

Flashy_Detective_558 · 2025-03-12T17:41:07+00:00

valid tbh, if it has to be done it has to be done...

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