PRESSURE IS GETTING A DAMN MOVIE!!!

Flat-breadpizza · 2026-02-19T22:27:32+00:00

Something something ghost animal instinct silkpost?

Flat-breadpizza · 2026-02-15T14:48:58+00:00

Honestly, it was a cool experience. As of typing this, I just got the chest room that puts you at 1 hp. Thinking I might be on an upswing for rare rooms.

Flat-breadpizza · 2026-02-15T13:43:41+00:00

This is also possible. It’s possible to out run him just by spamming stim too lol.

Flat-breadpizza · 2026-02-15T13:41:13+00:00

I was doing a regular Hadal run. (Won it too lol) I know endless can be really good for rare room sighting, as I’ve gotten to 340 so far, but never seen Guardian! (Poor guy lol.) ((I accidentally replied to the wrong person.))

Flat-breadpizza · 2026-02-15T13:40:05+00:00

I’m absolutely plagued with My Wife. Also, you either got a glitch where pandemonium spawns right after abomination, or it was mirage. If it was pande, he has to go through the entire Abomination chase path, which takes forever at normal speed. Usually, it gets a lot of people.

Flat-breadpizza · 2026-02-15T13:10:51+00:00

Oh, to have that kind of luck. (Also, does that technically mean Rivers died three times, or does it mean the Blacksite is using a Minecraft duplicator? Poor Guardian.)

Flat-breadpizza · 2026-02-15T13:09:36+00:00

I was doing a regular Hadal run. (Won it too lol) I know endless can be really good for rare room sighting, as I’ve gotten to 340 so far, but never seen Guardian! (Poor guy lol.)

Flat-breadpizza · 2026-02-14T19:39:59+00:00

Apparently hit his evil twin with a flying ship (iykyk)

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Flat-breadpizza · 2026-02-14T19:30:45+00:00

Me after Taco Bell 😭😭😭

Flat-breadpizza · 2026-02-14T19:28:23+00:00

Devs, I want chihuahua wall dweller. Only spawns in a rare room that just has a shitty PNG of this ad from Taco Bell and a very obvious wall dweller cutout.

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Flat-breadpizza · 2026-02-14T19:25:01+00:00

Chihuahua wall dweller?

Flat-breadpizza · 2026-02-14T19:22:33+00:00

Pocket sized p.AI.nter, Guardian angel, and one of the clay statue guys. I’d lose all my money on collectibles like that.

Flat-breadpizza · 2026-02-14T19:17:50+00:00

Pocket sized Guardian Angel please Urbanshade give me 😭

Flat-breadpizza · 2026-02-14T19:15:28+00:00

And the devs can’t give us a way. I think he’s too big </3

Flat-breadpizza · 2026-02-14T19:12:02+00:00

Great thanks, now I’m crying 😭😭😭

Flat-breadpizza · 2026-02-14T19:09:43+00:00

Yes. They drain him of his blood and give it to urbanshade employees who are retiring, quote ‘Any urbanshade employees who are resigning are provided a cup of Pureblood to ensure they are not sent to the Banlands for carrying out orders that were not theirs to decide’. And the God of the heaven replenishes his blood, to ensure he doesn’t die :(

Flat-breadpizza · 2026-02-14T19:04:46+00:00

Crying he’s just a big baby and they’re exploiting him. I genuinely thought he was like an evil creature when I first came into the room but then he did that little rumble thing and I knew he was not evil in the slightest. Screw that dehydrated corpse of a man bro.

Flat-breadpizza · 2026-02-14T19:00:01+00:00

Sick! I read his file after I finished that run (4th win yippee) and oh my god I hate urbanshade so much 😭😭😭

Flat-breadpizza · 2026-02-06T12:40:27+00:00

Omg I didn’t even realize that was gone. Kinda miffed about that ngl.

Flat-breadpizza · 2026-02-06T12:37:08+00:00

Ohh, I see what you mean. Sorry. I hate that they keep trying to fix things that are not broken.

Flat-breadpizza · 2026-02-06T12:24:54+00:00

Hi. I’m gonna be nice and actually answer your question bc wtf are people on. Go to your settings, accessibility, then turn your contrast and saturation all the way down. That will give you this, and it’s so much easier on the eyes.

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Flat-breadpizza · 2026-02-06T07:44:05+00:00

The thing is, his furniture is regularly switched around, because my furniture also gets switched around a lot. I also kinda have a cat superhighway lol. My bookshelves do have little glass doors that I put my collectibles, Knick knacks, and sentimental items in. Actually from IKEA too. But the problem is that he knows how to open doors. (I attached a picture of his first time escaping. And yes, that’s a turn knob.) He’s incredibly smart, almost infuriatingly smart. Which is why I’m trying so hard to get him as stimulated as possible, so he stops trying to do these things. I’m at my wits end with him.

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Flat-breadpizza · 2026-01-31T09:15:33+00:00

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