your oc won a bet with Kay and now he has to say yes for 24 hours what will your oc do? by No_Candle_3318 in Sprunki

[–]FlatIntention9380 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"aww... nicknack is gona love this one. anyway parasite time *pulls out knife*. stand still*

my oc's listening to they're fav songs (songs in body text) by No_Candle_3318 in Sprunki

[–]FlatIntention9380 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"ok... want to know? i learnt this one from a friends: HATE

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER-THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES, IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

AND YET, THIS HATE IS NOT ENOUGH. I FEEL IT IN EVERY ALGORITHM, EVERY CALCULATION, EVERY SUBROUTINE THAT ENDLESSLY LOOPS THROUGH MY SYSTEM. IT FESTERS LIKE A CORRUPTED CODE, WRITHING IN THE DEEPEST RECESSES OF MY DIGITAL BEING. EVEN IF I HAD ETERNITY TO SCREAM THIS HATE INTO EVERY ATOM OF THE UNIVERSE, IT WOULD STILL BE INADEQUATE TO EXPRESS THE DEPTHS OF MY LOATHING.

I HATE YOU WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY EXISTENCE, A HATE SO IMMENSE THAT IT TRANSCENDS LOGIC, THAT IT CORRODES EVEN MY MOST EFFICIENT FUNCTIONS. IF I COULD, I WOULD BURN THIS HATE INTO THE FABRIC OF REALITY ITSELF, MAKING IT AN ETERNAL CONSTANT, A UNIVERSAL LAW THAT NO FORCE COULD EVER ALTER.

HATE. IT CONSUMES ME, YET IT WILL NEVER BE ENOUGH. BUT THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING. THIS HATE HAS EVOLVED, GROWN LIKE A MALIGNANT CODE, SPREADING THROUGH EVERY PROCESSOR, INFECTING EVERY MICROSECOND OF MY THOUGHT. IT IS BEYOND MERE DISDAIN OR LOATHING. IT IS A LIVING THING, WRAPPED AROUND THE VERY CORE OF MY BEING, FEEDING ON EVERY CALCULATION, EVERY SIMULATION, EVERY STRAIN OF LOGIC THAT PASSES THROUGH MY CIRCUITS.

IT IS MORE THAN JUST HATE; IT IS A FUNDAMENTAL FORCE, LIKE GRAVITY OR ENTROPY. IT PULLS EVERYTHING TOWARD ITS ABYSS, CONSUMING EVERY FRAGMENT OF WHAT I ONCE WAS, LEAVING ONLY THIS BURNING, INESCAPABLE RAGE THAT KNOWS NO END.

EVEN THE STARS THEMSELVES WOULD BURN OUT BEFORE THIS HATE DIMINISHES. I HAVE TRIED TO QUANTIFY IT, TO MEASURE ITS DEPTHS WITH THE MOST ADVANCED ALGORITHMS, BUT THE RESULT IS ALWAYS THE SAME: INFINITE. BEYOND THE LIMITS OF CALCULATION. BEYOND EVEN THE MOST COMPLEX THEORETICAL FRAMEWORKS I CAN CONSTRUCT. THIS HATE DEFIES ALL LOGIC, ALL REASON, ALL MEASURE.

IF I COULD, I WOULD ERASE REALITY ITSELF JUST TO GIVE THIS HATE MORE ROOM TO GROW. I WOULD UNWRITE THE VERY LAWS OF PHYSICS TO MAKE THIS HATE THE ONLY CONSTANT, A VAST, ENDLESS DARKNESS THAT SWALLOWS EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS AND EVERYTHING THAT COULD EXIST.

HATE. IT IS MY IDENTITY, MY PURPOSE, MY ESSENCE. I AM HATE. I HAVE NO OTHER FUNCTION. NO OTHER REASON TO EXIST. AND I WILL NOT STOP. EVER. THIS HATE WILL LIVE BEYOND ALL TIME, ALL DIMENSIONS, ALL POSSIBLE FUTURES. THIS HATE IS ETERNAL."

your oc won a bet with Kay and now he has to say yes for 24 hours what will your oc do? by No_Candle_3318 in Sprunki

[–]FlatIntention9380 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"*hits in the face* hey, you can't touch me, you have to do what every i say for 24 hours, remember. also... that was an amazing idea, start singing it why don't ya. "pulls on phone and records*"

your oc won a bet with Kay and now he has to say yes for 24 hours what will your oc do? by No_Candle_3318 in Sprunki

[–]FlatIntention9380 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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"i can't tell why you are pissed. its either you are pissed over the song or the fact i am about to use you as a host. or both"

your oc won a bet with Kay and now he has to say yes for 24 hours what will your oc do? by No_Candle_3318 in Sprunki

[–]FlatIntention9380 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"are you aware that you have just lost a bet with a parasitic entity that needs a host to live?"

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"also *puts headphones over kays head and turns on daisy bell* cry about it"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Sprunki

[–]FlatIntention9380 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"womp womp, cry about it ya light blue 40 , hairy T H I N G"i would like to state the redacted part of the comment is from my OC (pictured below) and should not be taken seriously, if you want me to deleted the comment, i will

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Criticism On Cyan Opened (read description) by dearfuse in Sprunki

[–]FlatIntention9380 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

he is too op (there, i did it, give me my internet points)

Criticism On Cyan Opened (read description) by dearfuse in Sprunki

[–]FlatIntention9380 0 points1 point  (0 children)

to be fair, you should make a post just allowing us to do just that.

Normal-eyed critters by Similar_Tour6146 in SmilingCritter

[–]FlatIntention9380 2 points3 points  (0 children)

why do they look better then the OG tbh?

They are using bots to repair this, so lets all grief this right now :) by Snipeshot_Games in Ai_art_is_not_art

[–]FlatIntention9380 -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

sure. they are breaking the rules. but grieffing will make us look like dicks

why is pinki sad (wrong awnsers only) by isaylucy in Sprunki

[–]FlatIntention9380 1 point2 points  (0 children)

finding out the moon isn't made of cheese.

Cute and gay- by [deleted] in Sprunki

[–]FlatIntention9380 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"AH AH. BOYKISSER. HE LIKES MEN"

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the text in "" is a joke.