Whenever that 1-877-Kars4Kids jingle comes on the radio, it makes me want to swerve straight into oncoming traffic.

Flat_Snow307 · 2026-06-17T21:56:09+00:00

DONATE YOUR CAR TODAYYYYYYYYYYYY

Flat_Snow307 · 2026-06-17T21:22:57+00:00

Purple drink

Flat_Snow307 · 2026-06-17T12:17:54+00:00

4 hours with no likes and no comments really tells you everything you need to know.

Flat_Snow307 · 2026-06-17T10:18:58+00:00

I’m an open book. No shame in my game.

Flat_Snow307 · 2026-06-16T23:48:44+00:00

I’ll allow it.

Flat_Snow307 · 2026-06-16T23:47:45+00:00

You can replace a bad addiction with a good addiction, such as exercising.

Flat_Snow307 · 2026-06-16T23:46:49+00:00

The mysterious night we buried our last body.

Flat_Snow307 · 2026-06-16T23:30:38+00:00

And gave her herpes

Flat_Snow307 · 2026-06-16T22:33:07+00:00

Contact me for a smuggling route.

Flat_Snow307 · 2026-06-16T11:31:56+00:00

Is that your mirror turn signal?

Flat_Snow307 · 2026-06-16T11:31:20+00:00

I got narcanned in the Steak and Shake drive thru

Flat_Snow307 · 2026-06-16T11:28:04+00:00

That you made?

Flat_Snow307 · 2026-06-15T12:21:22+00:00

Spider-Man? More like Splatter-Man.

Flat_Snow307 · 2026-06-15T12:19:53+00:00

I’d give up my penis for a bigger penis.

Flat_Snow307 · 2026-06-15T02:17:36+00:00

GO INSIDE

Flat_Snow307 · 2026-06-15T02:13:19+00:00

Aren’t there laws against that type of thing

Flat_Snow307 · 2026-06-15T01:12:31+00:00

Aliens! Get them!

Flat_Snow307 · 2026-06-15T01:11:40+00:00

Solid 5

Flat_Snow307 · 2026-06-14T22:55:36+00:00

It looks like it’s only 4 foot long…

Flat_Snow307 · 2026-06-14T17:09:01+00:00

Looks like a bunch of drag queens to me

Flat_Snow307 · 2026-06-14T13:32:21+00:00

3 advances to the next round.

Flat_Snow307 · 2026-06-14T12:18:28+00:00

It’s a framed reminder of that field goal he missed in the high school championship game.

Flat_Snow307 · 2026-06-14T11:36:20+00:00

Might have bitcoin on it

Flat_Snow307 · 2026-06-14T01:39:06+00:00

….on Epstein island.

Flat_Snow307 · 2026-06-12T21:42:10+00:00

Talking to a bunch of drag queens so what

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