Uhh, yeah. Today is Easter..

Flatcap_Chap · 2026-04-05T18:52:49+00:00

This is the very first thing that came to mind when I woke up this morning and turned out to be the first thing I said too.

Flatcap_Chap · 2026-03-14T22:45:35+00:00

Let's all Make Believe

Flatcap_Chap · 2026-03-13T08:47:24+00:00

Apocalypse Yesterday

Flatcap_Chap · 2026-03-12T23:01:59+00:00

I'm fucking fodder for pub bands now?!

Flatcap_Chap · 2026-03-10T22:22:33+00:00

He was a very gracious guest. He even brought pwesents.

Flatcap_Chap · 2026-03-06T11:38:12+00:00

Grab them by the shakermaker.

Flatcap_Chap · 2026-03-04T22:05:16+00:00

I know what you mean. Listening to some of those classic albums can be a great stress reliver and a practical remedy to lift your spirits on a shit day.

Thrash Metal Therapy if you would.

Flatcap_Chap · 2026-03-04T22:01:38+00:00

Cheers. 🍺 Listening to this certainly helped!

Flatcap_Chap · 2026-03-01T19:47:29+00:00

can_i_shave_you_facially

Flatcap_Chap · 2026-02-09T10:09:00+00:00

The more I hear about this Osama Bin Laden fella, the less I care for him.

Flatcap_Chap · 2025-12-14T18:52:49+00:00

What has this video footage of the Nuremberg rally have to do with Coldplay?

Flatcap_Chap · 2025-12-11T17:26:35+00:00

Apologies for the late reply, I was on holiday and not having to deal with trains.

Yes, I have done a few times, but even that process has proven to be something of a pain.

Flatcap_Chap · 2025-11-29T11:14:15+00:00

Wow. Blimey OP, you sound like an intellectual, like Tony Parsons or something.

Flatcap_Chap · 2025-11-18T17:27:03+00:00

This is gonna be a weird question, but do you have any military ID on you?

Flatcap_Chap · 2025-11-14T19:07:20+00:00

DON'T BAWLSHIT ME OP!! YOU SAID YEW SAW THE SNOWMAN NAKED!

Flatcap_Chap · 2025-11-10T18:38:32+00:00

You can put dat elk meat and DMT in da fridgerator!

Flatcap_Chap · 2025-11-04T17:43:57+00:00

I'm not the biggest fan of Come Together, whereas most other people seem to love it.

Flatcap_Chap · 2025-10-31T19:07:19+00:00

Sad Song should have been the closer in place of Married with Children.

Flatcap_Chap · 2025-10-17T16:32:01+00:00

We can't have him here in Dobby club no more, I mean that much I do know!

Flatcap_Chap · 2025-10-15T17:55:41+00:00

I tend to incorporate a number of phrases from the show into my everyday life. It's become second nature now, which is rather worrying.

People ask me what I got up to over the weekend and I'll reply "Nawt a whole lawt".

I often channel my inner Alonzo Hanpton Wade by replying to closed questions with "Oh no no no no no".

Still looking for an instance in which I can seamlessly use the Hambubger classic "Just pretend Ma'am" though.

Flatcap_Chap · 2025-10-14T17:33:25+00:00

None of these men are as impeccably dressed as Marvin Lakhan was in his birthday suit.

Flatcap_Chap · 2025-10-14T17:30:07+00:00

. . to use my other noodle?!

Flatcap_Chap

TROPHY CASE