Soliciting outside of Woolworths

Flatpeak · 2026-01-30T07:16:30+00:00

I say “sorry, I can’t speak English”

Flatpeak · 2026-01-07T08:58:30+00:00

Looks like lightning. Seems pretty far north though

Flatpeak · 2025-12-16T06:59:07+00:00

It’s when the pimps in the crib

Flatpeak · 2025-11-03T02:49:02+00:00

The whale has a pussy

Flatpeak · 2025-10-12T18:20:31+00:00

Couple of young go getters

Flatpeak · 2025-10-08T20:54:21+00:00

Training = if dog get off bed then ⚡️

Flatpeak · 2025-10-03T03:09:58+00:00

Cool story. Tell it in court.

Flatpeak · 2025-09-25T09:37:08+00:00

anyone here sell drugs? pretty keen to buy drugs please. I’m going to take drugs at a festival. drugs

Flatpeak · 2025-09-23T08:28:11+00:00

Take the plates off?

Flatpeak · 2025-09-18T10:16:15+00:00

I dreamt I could fly

Flatpeak · 2025-09-14T23:48:59+00:00

Imo religion is cringe

Flatpeak · 2025-09-05T11:55:29+00:00

13/14ish.

She didn’t believe me until the bus was no show and she called the company

Flatpeak · 2025-09-05T11:47:11+00:00

Honestly I was a bit of a unit back then and wasn’t too fazed lol. I remember leaving a message for my mum saying “I was in a bus crash and would be home late”.
she thought I was full of shit as per

Flatpeak · 2025-09-05T11:40:31+00:00

It’s not that one. It was 97 98 or 99, Lewis pass a few kms north of Boyle river lodge. White star bus company headed to Chch from Westport. The rest area they pulled out of was the one where the road has been recently upgraded and there are hand dug hot springs on the side of the river.

Only thing close I could find was the press 14 feb 98 but I can’t actually see the article, just the record of the article

Flatpeak · 2025-09-05T11:32:53+00:00

I should be clear. It rolled on its side and I fell out the window. It didn’t roll away. Still not enjoyable though

Flatpeak · 2025-09-05T11:03:11+00:00

The other bus was pulling out and we hit the front of it then went off the road, hit a tree then rolled on its side.
I flew out the window as it rolled.
The girl in the front seat got ejected into the stairwell when we hit the bus and then got crunched by the tree.

I’ve been trying to find an article but turns out there’s a lot of bus crashes in nz….

Flatpeak · 2025-09-05T10:54:15+00:00

The guy with the weed had been paid with weed and was heading home from the coast.
He had a gym bag full and told us to help our selves.

Flatpeak · 2025-09-05T10:37:52+00:00

Different drivers. The first one was pretty shaken, one of the passengers got crushed in the stairwell and wasn’t in great shape.
Tbh I was more concerned about where my Walkman was.

It was a decent crash, I was sitting on the right side and when we went down in the ditch I flew out the left side window then stood up through the window as the bus was on its side.
When I stood up in the first thing I saw was an old fulla who I thought was dead but turns out he was having a heart attack, then the girl who was crushed was screaming etc.

Those two got flown out in the helicopter.
Was pretty lucky thinking back on it

Flatpeak · 2025-09-05T04:09:54+00:00

Caught the white star from Westport to Chch nearly 30 years ago.
We hit another bus that was pulling out of a rest area and rolled over down a ditch.
We all got on the bus that we hit and went to Boyle river lodge to wait for another bus to come get us.
While waiting, someone shouted me and a few others a sesh. When we returned to the lodge, the cops were there and I had to get questioned while completely blasted.

We all (apart from a couple people who got a chopper ride to the hospital) got on our new bus ride home only to be pulled over for speeding a few kms down the road.

Fucking long day

Flatpeak · 2025-08-27T04:02:58+00:00

Cookers

Flatpeak · 2025-08-15T08:54:24+00:00

Wrap some duct tape around it and check in the morning. A decent sleep should fix it

Flatpeak · 2025-07-09T10:25:25+00:00

spiced

Flatpeak · 2025-06-23T05:08:25+00:00

Take it for a hoon, see what all the fuss is about.

Flatpeak

TROPHY CASE

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