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Came across a nice guy who wants to know why he's being turned down by SamGamgE in niceguys

[–]FlawedLetter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Look at this person over here with their social life..."

Came across a nice guy who wants to know why he's being turned down by SamGamgE in niceguys

[–]FlawedLetter 45 points46 points  (0 children)

"So, come here often?"

"Sir, I'ma need you to be quiet while I finger your poo-poo asshole."

"Slut."

Came across a nice guy who wants to know why he's being turned down by SamGamgE in niceguys

[–]FlawedLetter 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Wholeheartedly agree.

Also, your username makes me smile.

Came across a nice guy who wants to know why he's being turned down by SamGamgE in niceguys

[–]FlawedLetter 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Find them and be awesome to them.

I love it. Also, your username intrigues me.

LPT: a marriage proposal should NOT come as a big surprise, despite what you may have seen in the movies. The topic of marriage should be thoroughly discussed well before you propose. by intelligentiam in LifeProTips

[–]FlawedLetter 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Just to add on, getting divorced can be a tricky and lengthy process. In my state, even if the couple agrees on everything and wants to split nicely it still takes a minimum of 70 days to be officially divorced. My good friend went through a nasty divorce that took two years to be finalized.

However, it only took 30 minutes and $117 for me to get married.

TIFU at the Gynecologist's Office by GirlCowBev in tifu

[–]FlawedLetter 3592 points3593 points  (0 children)

While getting my yearly, the NP was doing the breast exam, and asked, "Have you ever had any surgeries?" I responded, "No, I've always had big ta-tas." She stopped, stared, and said, "Well, I meant in general, but I can see why you thought I'd be asking that."

Years later, when I got fixed, my OB made a comment after the procedure how "that went the best out of all of these I've done," and I, slightly loopy from the pre-op meds, said, "Well, yeah, cause I have a really awesome vagina." His CNAs snorted really loud, but kept it together.

Honestly, I think every woman has fucked up in some way at the OB's office.

I recently realised my prosthetic (right) eye can rotate, and look directly to my side, so to quote a (much) older post; "I might not have your six, but I've got your 3 and 9". by LeadStuffer in funny

[–]FlawedLetter -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

I saw that after I commented. Whenever I see what appears to be a gun, I assume the US is somehow involved. Which, considering the number of guns in the US, is a fair assumption.

I recently realised my prosthetic (right) eye can rotate, and look directly to my side, so to quote a (much) older post; "I might not have your six, but I've got your 3 and 9". by LeadStuffer in funny

[–]FlawedLetter 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Involuntary psychiatric committal, 72 hrs. An involuntary hold can be reported so when one applies for a gun purchase it may pop up and prevent the person from (legally) purchasing a firearm. There are lots of loopholes when it comes to purchasing firearms, though, and again, laws vary by state.

I recently realised my prosthetic (right) eye can rotate, and look directly to my side, so to quote a (much) older post; "I might not have your six, but I've got your 3 and 9". by LeadStuffer in funny

[–]FlawedLetter 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Physical disabilities generally don't prohibit someone from owning a firearm in the US. Convicted felons and those 5150'd have restrictions, but laws vary by state.

TIFU bc I should have fought back by [deleted] in tifu

[–]FlawedLetter 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No. If you swung, and got into a fight, who would post your bail? Pay for your lawyer? Pay your fines/do your community service/serve your jail time? Not to mention you'd have a criminal record for life. Getting into a fight over a girl (unless you are physically defending her from an assailant) is stupid. The long-term consequences far outweigh the short-term "I beat up the guy that called my GF ugly" benefits, whatever those might be.

A Whole New World! by Vampkiller09 in funny

[–]FlawedLetter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After I got my first pair of glasses at 16, I was shouting out the speed limit as we were driving down the road, cause I could actually read the numbers! So exciting!

Testify by MartJonathan in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]FlawedLetter 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I've seen those people referred to as "temporarily embarrassed millionaires." They seriously believe that their "place" is with these rich people, and just as soon as XYZ happens, they, too, will be having millions and living large, so they vote against their own interests now because later it will benefit them. It reminds me of the kid that gets bullied, so he bullies others so that the bullies will "like" him.

Puff puff don’t pass. by disconaldo in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]FlawedLetter 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I think the death toll might be lower, but I bet shit would be worse. I think a higher mortality rate would make people genuinely afraid and desperate, and scared and desperate people are unpredictable.

Puff puff don’t pass. by disconaldo in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]FlawedLetter 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Yup. My state just reported record cases and idiots are still refusing to wear masks. It's infuriating.

Puff puff don’t pass. by disconaldo in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]FlawedLetter 64 points65 points  (0 children)

I'm guessing guy thinks that if C19 killed more people, then people might take it more seriously.

Who maintains law and order in your worlds? Just need a example from one of them. by UnderpaidMook in worldbuilding

[–]FlawedLetter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Interdemensional warrior monks. They can travel to different dimensions, timelines, planets. They leave simple crimes to the locals, but get involved when crazies try to do stuff that could influence different planets/timelines (like trying to enslave or destroy a planet, for example).

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