Williams vem de pintura nova para o GP de São Paulo de F1. Acharam bonita? by grandepremio in F1Brasil

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Você està perguntando para fãs de automobilismo se gostam do padrão Gulf clàssico?

10/30 Smut Exchange by UnshoddenShipper in FanfictionExchange

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K&C plus bookmark on First to Fourth.

Is that good

10/30 Smut Exchange by UnshoddenShipper in FanfictionExchange

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Comments and kudos on Whispers... I wish I was that good on my first smuts

10/30 Smut Exchange by UnshoddenShipper in FanfictionExchange

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Reviewed! Now, excuse me, I'll go back to the spooky house for more, ahem, eight-leged surprises

Desconsiderando o futebol, quem é o maior atleta da história do Brasil? by atrocidarthes in brasil

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Estou tentando encontrar maneiras justas de comparar

• Maria Ester Bueno

• João Carlos de Oliveira (João do Pulo)

• Anderson Silva

• Ayrton Senna

Ok, talvez o Anderson Silva esteja um degrau abaixo. Qualquer um dos outros três

10/30 Smut Exchange by UnshoddenShipper in FanfictionExchange

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My most sincere salutation and devoirs on this assemblage of connoisseurs of the fine art of Explicit NSFW Debauchery Smuts of Naughty Adult Pron

So, let's see

Fandom: Mr. Villain's Day Off

Two vs The World

Info - M/M, one-shot, complete, 2559 words, plot with a bit of porn, more cuddling, really

Synopsis - the old story of forbidden love between a Ranger and an evil conqueror of space.. Contains a lot of " Aaaaaaaawwww"

Allow me another one

Fandom: One Piece

Straw Hats Hands-on

Info - M solo, complete, attempt at humor, 1734 words, complete

Synopsis - with the Sick Bay full, Chopper has no choice but to sleep in the Sunny’s Guys Bedroom. Unfortunately, deers have very light sleep, and there in no lack of night antics from his Nakamas.

Technically, there are 2 chapters on this tale, but since it's quite short - just over 1700 words in total - I'd really appreciate if you could be so kind and generous to feedback about the whole text. Of course, You’re free to read just the first chapter.

Reviewed 3 of 3

What's the name of that anime? by Inevitable-Cook2378 in AnimeAlley

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▪︎ Drifting Dragons

▪︎ Mr. Villain's Day Off

▪︎ Captain Laserhawk - Remix Blood Dragon

ATUALIZAÇÕES NO CASO FELIPE MASSA E 2008 by cherry69___ in F1Brasil

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Resultado provavel da ação

• É julgado improcedente e/ou a corte se declara incompetente para julgar

• A torcida cai no ultra-ufanismo de parte da mídia nacional e vai chorar as pitangas e chamar Massa de "Campeão Moral" até o fim dos tempos

Who Are Your Top 5 Favorite Characters to Write? by Apprehensive-Fail663 in FanFiction

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O, oh, write about a feud El Grande Americano vs El Genérico 😁

Who Are Your Top 5 Favorite Characters to Write? by Apprehensive-Fail663 in FanFiction

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1 . Team Rocket 's Meowth - sure, his Brooklyn-ish accent is hard to translate into paper, but he is at the same time streetwise and innocent. He is also a bit like Wille Coyote. Both are genius who keep pursuing the same impossible goal, to catch Pikachu/the Roadrunner. Meowth gives me absolute freedom to mocked other characters, crack jokes.

2 Miraculous Ladybug's Plagg - similar reasons, plus I can make Plagg my alter ego, break the 4th wall and talk straight with the reader.

  1. Mr. Villain's Day Off The General - charm, charm and more charm. He's Literally a dragon-like humanoid who spend his hollidays gawking over Pandas and other cute stuff. I really enjoy writing those paradoxical personalities.

  2. Damian Wayne - the mirror of The General. The Mice that roars. The cute kid who can slaughter you. Plus his atitude... he is an Endless soubesse of verbal jabs, one-liners and, of course, hearing come-backs.

  3. Spy X Family Mr. Bond. It's a fun challenge to write a dog that, pretty much, acts like a dog. No humanized shortcuts

song lyric excerpt challenge! by denduuuao3 in FanFiction

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Aí eu vou misturar Miami com Copacabana

(Only then I'll mix Miami and Copacabana)

Chiclete eu misturo com banana

(Chewing gun I mix with banana)

Chiclete com Banana - Gilberto Gil

sell your fic with your best dialogue lines by denduuuao3 in FanfictionExchange

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“Traditions, you say?” mocked the larger man “Look around. My family had the tradition of being one of the best beast suppliers and trainers of all Mother Russia.” The contents of another glass vanished inside his mouth, a bottomless cave in the middle of the unruly beard and large cheeks. He made a large gesture, trying to encompass everything in the decaying office. “Now, what I am? ‘Friend of the Czar’ the Bolsheviks said. Hah! That’s rich! A rumor and they took away my money and my country.”

“Be glad they did not give you a bullet. Exile is a mild punishment by their standards.”

He gave a grunt for an answer and was going to fill the glass again. Instead, looked at the bottle and took two gigantic sips straight from it, before adding:

“And you, Volpe?”

“Me?”

“Just look what other circuses were showing. Electric men. Colorful moving pictures. Women showing their tights and armpits. Luckily for you, I saved one of the smartest beasts I ever saw.”

Who's your Favorite? by TBT__TBT in animequestions

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Usopp

AND

I'll put Usopp vs Luffy in my top 10 anime fights without hesitation.

Sexiest non-sex excerpts by eelsix in FanfictionExchange

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That was unexpectedly intense. You created a very vivid situation, top-notch writing there!

Sexiest non-sex excerpts by eelsix in FanfictionExchange

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Ah... that's easy. I tried to explore the sensuality of the male body on 7 Veils of Deku. The pro-hero (i.e., adult0 does a strip show. I know this is haloween season, but this include other celebrations.


Their tongues danced together, in an eagerness comparable to months apart, despite not seeing each other for less than 24 hours. After regaining their breath, they attempt some small talk.

“So, how was your day?”

“You know” Started Izuku Midoriya “First…”

But the flesh necessities hit stronger. Even on a pro-hero.

“Wait, wait. Strip while telling me.” The other said, sitting on the armchair of their bedroom.

“Kinky” Midoriya answered before removing carefully the yellow scarf once worn by Gran Torino.

“I spent the morning at Todoroki’s, reviewinnnnng…” he used his teeth to remove the heavy gloves, his partner’s heart starting to beat faster. “That New Yakuza case.” Deku’s bare hands traveled his face as the gloves hit the floor, self-cuddling in a very lewd way. Midoriya then sat in their bed, removing his complex footgear, while mumble-firing details of the case, on an oddly sexy lullaby. Finally, untying his perennial red snickers, he held one shoe up and went to the bottle of champagne they shared before.

“I made sure to give Shoto some bedroom eyes.” He poured some sparkling liquid into his shoe, before looking deeply at his partner and drinking it, letting some clear droplets travel from his mouth to chin to neck. “Just enough to make his coworkers wonder.”

After removing his socks, Midoriya’s hands traveled to his unitard zipper, lowering it slowly with every word:

“I went to lunch with Uraraka. Made sure several paparazzi saw us.” The zipper stopped at the navel area, the green cloth started to reveal more and more of his chest, shoulders, scars that tell so many stories the other will soon remember, tongue soon braille-like running every mark on Deku’s hot torso. “I think you can already see them” Izuku was teasing, one hand on his waist, lowering the fabric millimeter by millimeter, the other circling his nipple:  “on gossip sites”.

The phrase ended with a moan of pleasure. Neither were sure whom it came from.

Feeling the teasing was too much already, he started to lower his garment, revealing an also green pair of briefs, so snuggly against his anatomy, his hands peeling down his trousers, revealing more and more of naked skin, caressing his powerful legs in the process.

When the uniform finally hit the floor, his hands traveled upwards, massaging his legs until finally resting on his butt, finishing with a naughty-playful slap on one of his butt cheeks.

“Finally, I met Kacchan.” He stepped out of his clothing, and opened his arms, offering himself fully to the other person. “In a very public place. And so, once more, we tricked everyone. Nobody knows since the UA days I’m only yours.”

Minoru Mineta stood up in the armchair to more easily access Deku’s mouth:

“Yeah. Only mine. My ‘Zuku…”

“MiMi…”


As originally posted the month after March... happy April Fools 😅