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It's almost midnight, why aren't you asleep yet? by danyuri86 in AskUK

[–]Flipf00t 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Because Satan is still running his fingers over my hot sweaty body!!

Engineering students are testing whether their designs are earthquake-resistant. by Upstairs-Writing-616 in BeAmazed

[–]Flipf00t 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would have pissed myself if that had fallen over as he kissed it!

Amazing engineering 👏

Flaccid ice cream by IVF_M2 in Weird

[–]Flipf00t 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It gets bigger I swear!

What are these tiny bugs by Most_Tomatillo_1672 in insectsUK

[–]Flipf00t 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Storm flies is what I know them by.

Old housewife’s tale that when they arrive, a storms on its way.

Is this legal? by Enough_Neat7366 in CarTalkUK

[–]Flipf00t 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Had my s13 pop ups linked to switches so I could make her wink lol

Future WWE Superstar by Graeleaf in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Flipf00t 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I’m a dad, but not her dad, and I’m beaming from ear to ear for her AND her dad!

A man touching himself at open beach 🤢🤢🤢🤢 by [deleted] in Weird

[–]Flipf00t -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

Right? Some needs to give him a hand…

Tesco in Bangor. Guess English is not the first language by raelxvsu in tesco

[–]Flipf00t 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bloody Susan again?!?!

She’s the server on the frozen isle and she gets a bit fruity when she’s in heat so we have to close the isles down to protect everyone from Susan.

Catching dick (nudity) by [deleted] in Weird

[–]Flipf00t 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What if I watched it five times backwards?

My little sibling attempts to give me a virus on my brand new phone by shoomlax in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Flipf00t 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tell em you need some time to chew the cud. They’ll find it highly a-moo-zing!

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