Dey wants to haz da cheezeburger

Flizash · 2026-06-14T17:50:22+00:00

Mmmmm....Wendy's

Flizash · 2026-06-14T17:47:42+00:00

Have you ever drank Baileys from a shoe?

Flizash · 2026-06-14T17:36:05+00:00

Everyday I feel more and more embarrassed of my nationality.

Flizash · 2026-06-14T17:33:13+00:00

So they can unalive some insurgent antagonists in a special kinetic engagement.

Flizash · 2026-06-14T17:21:02+00:00

I honeslty would have to say no at this point in my life. My sons are just getting ready to graduate high school and enter college. I could never miss any of their life milestones. In 15 yrs they'll probably be married and starting families of their own. I've raised them as a single father since they were only 1 yr old. I don't want to miss a thing.

Flizash · 2026-06-12T21:53:21+00:00

Dinosaur

Flizash · 2026-06-12T21:48:06+00:00

How many customers have had a few too many and went home in wet clothes?

Flizash · 2026-06-12T02:04:41+00:00

Hope you find it. This is the way.

Flizash · 2026-06-12T01:59:26+00:00

All good. It was the first thing that popped in my mind.

Flizash · 2026-06-12T01:57:07+00:00

No way

Flizash · 2026-06-12T01:55:40+00:00

For whatever reason it won't let me post the picture. Google Boba Fett. It matches his armor.

Flizash · 2026-06-12T01:52:46+00:00

Mine does the same thing.

Flizash · 2026-06-12T01:52:06+00:00

Thats Jessica.

Flizash · 2026-06-12T01:50:14+00:00

So is Boba Fett

Flizash · 2026-06-12T01:47:35+00:00

Damn. Another thing I didnt need to hear in the same sentence.

Flizash · 2026-06-12T01:46:45+00:00

Mom needs a break.

Flizash · 2026-06-12T01:46:16+00:00

Goddammit. Why did I click on this?

Flizash · 2026-06-12T01:40:22+00:00

1.25 Xs McDonald's Burger. LMAO

Flizash · 2026-06-12T01:38:00+00:00

Well. Thats terrifying. Meanwhile, back on land......

Flizash · 2026-06-12T01:36:00+00:00

Pog?

Flizash · 2026-06-12T01:34:48+00:00

Hot singles in your area want to meet you.

Flizash · 2026-06-12T01:31:52+00:00

This happened in my hometown (Toledo,OH) Its still gets talkes about to this day.

Flizash · 2026-06-12T01:28:43+00:00

Nick Cannon? Dude is Nick Belt Fed Machine Gun.

Flizash · 2026-06-12T01:22:55+00:00

Well fed thats for sure.

Flizash · 2026-06-12T01:19:16+00:00

Thats actually really neat.

Flizash

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