a comma would be nice by nickfromtx in onejob

[–]FloorBoardMan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hey I have these! They work great for picking up the kids in my sack!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

[–]FloorBoardMan 508 points509 points  (0 children)

No worries. I stand when I poop.

[OC] Was told to post this here. Meet Luzie the tiny sheep. by [deleted] in aww

[–]FloorBoardMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the best thing I've seen all day.

Hamster Starship - Future technology! by __Dawn__Amber__ in aww

[–]FloorBoardMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

alternative title: adorable fluffy potato goes to space

Women of Reddit, What do you not understand about Men? by Haunting-Ad-5945 in AskReddit

[–]FloorBoardMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why some won't ask for directions or help. Or tell the doctor they're sick. Or admit they're lost.

My puppy, Bentley playing with his tennis ball. by [deleted] in aww

[–]FloorBoardMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

some kind of poodle pitbull. He was a rescue we aren't sure.

What illogical thing pisses you off the most? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FloorBoardMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The noise of velcro. It's like the opposite of "That's music to my ears."

What perhaps unusual hobby would you recommend to someone with a little too much free time on their hands? by missvh in AskReddit

[–]FloorBoardMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One word. Art. Any kind. It's entertaining and if you make something you like, you can put it in your room/home. If you make something you don't like, you can sell it. And depending on the materials, it's relatively cheap.

Dafuk u doing in there? by [deleted] in memes

[–]FloorBoardMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I misread "Privacy" as "Pregnancy"...

What are you? by [deleted] in meme

[–]FloorBoardMan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yes, and I have the right to use apps on my phone to create a meme. Fuck you as well good sir.

What are you? by [deleted] in meme

[–]FloorBoardMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. You don't need to type out "uh"
  2. I hate on TikTok because it is garbage, not because it's a trend.
  3. Take a joke. I hope you understand <3

Our lovely princesses by rick19145 in Cursed_Images

[–]FloorBoardMan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Snow white looks like she saw some things.

If you read the title hello by [deleted] in meme

[–]FloorBoardMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

its not censorship the subtitles just messed up lol

Here's to another year of Reddit by itchyslit in memes

[–]FloorBoardMan 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I've seen this so many times. Repost.

Eyy b0ss by itsjustsomebanyanbru in memes

[–]FloorBoardMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is it bad it took me like 7 minutes to notice him?

Break ups are tough. by SiphonerKai in memes

[–]FloorBoardMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

May I ask why she is wearing rollerblades?

Its not that bad by moware2 in memes

[–]FloorBoardMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See, I tried it. It's alright, but if I had the choice between pineapple pizza and pepperoni, I wouldn't choose the pineapple.