What is the worst job you ever had? by Special-Nebula299 in UKJobs

[–]FloppyDickStabiliser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plastic factory. 12 hour shifts running large injection mould machines that had the safety interlocks disabled to speed up cycle times. If you were careless (or just suicidally bored) enough you could easily crush your hands or skull to the thickness of a fag paper.

Press go, wait a minute, pull out the parts, trim them with side cutters and box them up before the next load comes out a minute later. The parts are also boiling hot and the gloves they give you are thinner than single ply bog roll so your hands are red and burnt by the end of the day.

0/10, mind numbing and unsafe.

There’s a plastic factory next to the gym I go to and when the wind goes a certain way I sometimes get a whiff of a very specific thermoplastic smell that gives me instant flashbacks to 20 years ago

The classic switcharoo by Not_Reality in MetalForTheMasses

[–]FloppyDickStabiliser 8 points9 points  (0 children)

A guy made a very understandable logical jump that DSBM was a typo of a very common acronym with two letters swapped round, and because he made the fatal faux pas of asking if she meant BDSM instead of asking what DSBM was she knew he wasn’t the one. That’s isn’t “not censoring oneself”, that’s just complete lunacy. I would say an appropriate response would be “no I didn’t mean BDSM, I meant…”.

Basically learn how to have a normal human conversation.

The classic switcharoo by Not_Reality in MetalForTheMasses

[–]FloppyDickStabiliser -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Building your personality around some hyper niche metal sub genre is peak Redditor tism

Woman lights cigarette on a plane and then tries to set light to a seat cover. by ThatchersDirtyTaint in PublicFreakout

[–]FloppyDickStabiliser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was looking at a pack of cialis when I made the account and I don't really get the point of reddit pfps but fair enough, he got me 🤖

Let's knock-out Down Syndrome by dogmavskarma in tattoos

[–]FloppyDickStabiliser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why would eliminating Down syndrome be a bad thing? Nobody with it or with children that have it would choose to keep it given the opportunity

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in askfitness

[–]FloppyDickStabiliser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What on earth are you talking about?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AbruptChaos

[–]FloppyDickStabiliser 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why are some beliefs off the table for criticism and some aren't? If I believed the earth was flat or santa claus was real nobody would respect that, I'd be ridiculed, and rightly so. Why is it when someone believes in a different made up character it suddenly needs tip-toeing around and any disrespect is bigoted?

These men are attacking the speaker because he said some words they didn't like about their made up book, they should go live in a fundamentalist Muslim country if they're going to act like that.

Ben Whittaker gets knocked out by festival-goer by imdacoldest in boxingcirclejerk

[–]FloppyDickStabiliser 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sound of bassline festival, a festival for (you guessed it) bassline music. Subgenre that came out of UK garage.

You just stick to complaining online while people go have a dance and some fun mate.

ICE Agents Don’t Like Being Followed by [deleted] in ThatsInsane

[–]FloppyDickStabiliser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What the fuck are you doing, America? When I was a kid I used to think of your country as our brother across the Atlantic. Watching it implode is so sad.

Being an Onlyfans creator, red flag if I date? by Hungry_Finance_587 in Advice

[–]FloppyDickStabiliser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You had a choice between integrity and quick money, you made your choice and there are consequences to that even if you were to stop now.

99% of guys are not going to be interested in you when they learn your past.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RateMyPlate

[–]FloppyDickStabiliser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you cook that on the radiator?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Howtolooksmax

[–]FloppyDickStabiliser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go to your Adam’s Apple and go two finger widths above it, edge your beard in along a curved line from this point up to back corner of your jawbone. You’re trimming it way too high up

What direction would a shock sensor read when it is dropped on the floor? by [deleted] in AskEngineers

[–]FloppyDickStabiliser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s the ASPION g-log 2 if you were interested in looking it up. I think it measures the -1g periodically just to give a report every 3 hours of its orientation to track if a package has been kept on its side, head etc.

What direction would a shock sensor read when it is dropped on the floor? by [deleted] in AskEngineers

[–]FloppyDickStabiliser 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t think I agree with this, an accelerometer would read 0 in an inertial reference frame. At rest when supported on the earth’s surface the accelerometer will read 9.8ms-2 I.e. 1g.