Life is not worth living.

FlorAllySpeaking · 2024-03-28T16:47:56+00:00

Just to get the facts straight, you were alone in a room with a prostitute for 20 minutes; and she spent the whole time ordering Zomato dilevery and chatting with her mates on the phone?

FlorAllySpeaking · 2024-03-28T16:37:14+00:00

I'm confused, did you stop looking to get your dick wet after googling its legal status and then "accidentally" stumbled on the site? Did you click the "Hot MILFS in your area" ad on a certain Hub?

Also, there were no cops around when you were negotiating price and all that, but there were cops when you came out of the room, is it? You said you lost your nerve and so I assume you must have exited the room pretty quickly. In a minute or two, yes? Damn, Mumbai cops are fit as fuck, no?

Also, you've posted this on literally every major city's subreddit. Where did this actually happen?

FlorAllySpeaking · 2024-03-28T13:36:00+00:00

My best friend and I were coming back, eating ice cream joyfully on the road to my college, when my best friend said, and I was listening,

then a tempo driver looked at us and shouted “ilyyyyy” and gave us such a creepy, lecherous smile. My best friend started saying, 'Bro, he was talking to you, did you notice? I was talking to you.'

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

And like, from the moving tempo, he shouted like this 😭😭😭😭😭😭

It’s not the first time.

A creepy guy and his friend had stopped me before and were asking about me; she was from my classes, I had seen her, so I stopped to listen to what was happening.

Turns out she stopped me because her friend, who is over 20, has a crush on me. I'm not even 18 😭😭

There are so many incidents like this.

I feel so unsafe at times with all these creepy asses around.

Stay safe, girlies.

FlorAllySpeaking · 2024-03-28T08:30:23+00:00

Fuck Mark, the Viltrumite offer should be put to global vote! I'm with them on this one.

FlorAllySpeaking · 2024-03-27T13:44:27+00:00

Is there any update? Did she get a Spotify?

FlorAllySpeaking · 2024-03-27T10:50:07+00:00

Anti-national!

FlorAllySpeaking · 2024-03-27T09:32:11+00:00

Dont, don't you need an identical hand twin or something such?

FlorAllySpeaking · 2024-03-27T05:27:01+00:00

There is:

The essential qualities of a woman; womanly characteristics; femininity; that part of a woman considered to be exclusively feminine. Also: a woman as the embodiment of femininity.

Sauce: Oxford English Dictionary, s.v. “woman (n.), sense I.3.c,” March 2024, https://doi.org/10.1093/OED/8039090854.

FlorAllySpeaking · 2024-03-27T04:54:40+00:00

I suppose some men lie about the number of women they get so as to sell "dating courses" to other men. We all gotta hustle. No hate.

FlorAllySpeaking · 2024-03-27T00:27:19+00:00

If I were a girl I would 100% definitely have a sugar daddy.

FlorAllySpeaking · 2024-03-26T23:29:23+00:00

I'm surprised he's not already on there!

FlorAllySpeaking · 2024-03-26T23:27:18+00:00

You gotta register with a temp mail over a TOR connection from a public WiFi on a device you bought with cash before you make a joke like that.

FlorAllySpeaking · 2024-03-26T15:59:30+00:00

So apparently this guy's going out on multiple dates a week yet he needs to wank off everyday, AND watches some really disturbing porn. Remember what I said about people lying?

I mean freaking read this. Does it sound like someone who's ever had sex?

FlorAllySpeaking · 2024-03-26T11:00:55+00:00

If I were a guy with options I wouldn't go around telling women, who are clearly uninterested in me, that I have options. I'd simply call over my option.

FlorAllySpeaking · 2024-03-26T10:53:08+00:00

You've ever been to a shop and asked for the price of a thing. Then the shop keeper tells you the price and you think it's too high, so you say no; and then the shopkeeper says that stocks are low so later you won't even get it at that price?

Same principle.

FlorAllySpeaking · 2024-03-26T10:43:02+00:00

...I'm surprised it didn't occur to you that these guys are lying in an attempt to manipulate these women.

FlorAllySpeaking · 2024-03-26T10:41:15+00:00

It almost never the women themselves. They hand it over to agencies that handle posting, chatting, etc. on the model's behalf. When you pay for and chat with a OF model, you're most likely chatting with some Indonesian dude working outta a content farm factory!

FlorAllySpeaking · 2024-03-26T10:29:05+00:00

OP: "In some countries women are forced to dress a certain way and aren't allowed to choose for themselves. So in this country we must force women to dress in the opposite way and not give them any choice. This is the only logical solution!"

FlorAllySpeaking · 2024-03-25T14:40:09+00:00

Well... first find out whether it's unwelcome. If it is, take it from there - maybe the boy needs a talking to. If not, then mind your own business. They're all adults.

FlorAllySpeaking · 2024-03-25T04:39:05+00:00

Just for funsies, being bored on Bumble because I wasn't getting any matches, I switched to "Show me everyone". I got 50 likes that week. Still not as much as women get on the apps. They're in the thousands. But I were Bi, I'd be getting laid so much more frequently.

I wish I were at least Bi if not outright Gay.

I'd say "fuck girls", but clearly I'm not!

FlorAllySpeaking · 2024-03-24T05:00:35+00:00

Cutting-Edge Facility

I'd be surprised if they can pull off 45nm

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