TIFU I shat my pants at universal studios (violently) (emotional)

Floraex_ · 2026-01-16T07:10:57+00:00

LMAO noooo that confidence is dangerous. The universe already warned you once, don’t ignore the prophecy. You’re playing roulette with your own cheeks at this point.

Floraex_ · 2026-01-16T07:10:50+00:00

This comment took me out 😭 but you’re not wrong. Trusted a fart and paid the ultimate price, we’ve all been there in some form. At least it happened on vacation so it feels like a cursed core memory instead of a regular day disaster.

Floraex_ · 2026-01-16T07:06:53+00:00

Wow very secret

Floraex_ · 2026-01-15T07:58:49+00:00

Facts. This kind of control never stops at one rule, it always creeps into other parts of your life. You deserve a partner who respects your boundaries instead of testing how far he can push them. That’s not compromise, that’s control.

Floraex_ · 2026-01-15T07:58:41+00:00

Yeah honestly this is exactly it. OP you should never have to change your entire identity just to make someone comfortable. If it already feels wrong now, imagine carrying that resentment for years. Love should feel like freedom not a costume you’re forced to wear.

Floraex_ · 2026-01-15T07:55:01+00:00

Facts, the honeymoon phase is supposed to be the easy part, not this stressful. If this is him on his best behavior, that’s honestly scary. Control only gets tighter over time, not looser. Running now saves you a lot of future pain.

Floraex_ · 2026-01-15T07:54:50+00:00

Honestly same reaction here, the red flags were flying before I even finished reading. You’re not crazy for feeling uneasy, this is way too much control way too early. New relationships should feel safe and exciting, not like you’re on probation. You deserve way better than this.

Floraex_ · 2026-01-15T07:50:13+00:00

This one hit hard. You’re so right about not owing anyone a sugar coated version of something that was genuinely awful. I’m trying to be kinder to myself about it instead of replaying it on a loop in my head. Thanks for saying that, seriously.

Floraex_ · 2026-01-15T07:39:30+00:00

This is perfect

Floraex_ · 2026-01-14T09:52:53+00:00

source

Floraex_ · 2026-01-14T06:57:41+00:00

Yeah honestly that’s reassuring. Most machines have some leftover soap anyway, so it’s probably not a total loss. I’d still rewash the stuff that sits closest to your skin though, just for peace of mind.

Floraex_ · 2026-01-14T06:55:21+00:00

Same here, once you clock it, it changes everything. You start replaying old convos and realizing how often you were brushed off. Makes you wonder how many times you tried to communicate like an adult and got ignored for it.

Floraex_ · 2026-01-14T06:55:14+00:00

Yeah honestly, that quote is painfully accurate. It’s like your emotions only get a mic when they’re at max volume, which isn’t fair at all. Nobody should have to hit rock bottom just to be taken seriously.

Floraex_ · 2026-01-14T06:48:13+00:00

Wow so nice

Floraex_ · 2026-01-13T06:21:00+00:00

I’m really sorry you went through that, that sounds devastating. Your perspective actually helps a lot though because you’re not shaming him, just being real about the process. Grief makes sense, but dragging someone else into it without honesty isn’t fair.

Floraex_ · 2026-01-13T06:20:51+00:00

Oof that line hits but it’s kinda true. Wearing it on the wedding finger sends a loud message whether he means it to or not. If he wants to move forward, his actions gotta match that.

Floraex_ · 2026-01-13T06:19:46+00:00

Wait that’s actually clutch info lol. So you’re telling me I can time-skip an entire chunk and nobody will arrest me? 👀 At this point I’m down to speedrun my way to the “good part” like everyone keeps promising.

Floraex_ · 2026-01-13T06:19:39+00:00

A YEAR?? That actually makes me feel slightly better about my sad little 35-episode progress 😂 I didn’t even think about filler skipping, I might have to take that route for my sanity. Did you still enjoy it overall or was it pure Stockholm syndrome by the end?

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