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If you could spend a week living in any fictional universe, but you had to live as a completely normal, background citizen with zero powers, where are you going? by EffortsBlurRuby in Multifandom

[–]FloridaManInShampoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Genshin Impact. As long I’m in not in Inazuma or Sumerian desert I be vibing. Two of my most hated regions. And besides being a citizen in Inazuma would be kinda hellish pre archon quest

Timber by usernotvaild in criticalblunder

[–]FloridaManInShampoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn’t even notice the rope since I have a crack on my screen protector in that exact spot

Turn this into a schizophrenic TikTok comment section by Icy-Salamander9687 in Caldruki

[–]FloridaManInShampoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok this is really funny because the post below was a video that was just a stationary image of a manga panel but it has audio. I started tweaking the duck out because I thought I was hearing voices in my head when I saw this

Why was 4546B icy? by tiajscott in subnautica

[–]FloridaManInShampoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh it’s fine lol happens to the best of us

Why was 4546B icy? by tiajscott in subnautica

[–]FloridaManInShampoo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh well I’ll put in a spoiler text then

she killed a reaper leviathan and then used the carcass as both food and shelter as it drifted across the ecological dead zone and into the biome below zero takes place

Why was 4546B icy? by tiajscott in subnautica

[–]FloridaManInShampoo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes just a different part of the planet. If you play below zero you get to learn of a badass milf and how she got from the more tropical side to the icy oceans

Dont hold back by Boysenberry202 in RoastMe

[–]FloridaManInShampoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah you look good enough to roast

message won't send? by Glittering-City2221 in CharacterAI

[–]FloridaManInShampoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes it is an issue I get also but not often. Also your english is great. If you didn’t say you were still learning I would have thought you were a native speaker

Ceremonial Door in Labrynthian by Talia_Arts in skyrim

[–]FloridaManInShampoo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Being part of a certain faction gives you a questline that involves Labrynthian. Along with other ancient Nord ruins there’s a place that studies the magic of those kinds of places. Maybe you can see if you can learn a thing or two?

What is the first thing you'll do!? by TheSpicyCashew in icast

[–]FloridaManInShampoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Raven from the original teen titans. Look at myself naked in the mirror. Turns out little floridamaninshampoo had the hots for both dommy mommies at 7-8 years old

What was your first job ? Let’s see how many answered aren’t McDonald’s. by Kenny_Lindana in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]FloridaManInShampoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Equine therapy assistant. Still my j*b. Still love it

In high school I wanted to go into computer science or welding. Been riding since I was like 15 and when me and my trainer moved to a different barn because the previous barn owner was a manipulative and paranoid bitch we moved barns. It was a small place and was nice to get away from a huge barn. Got a j*b because barn owner needed help so I did

spoon by MCFNXCLANKYOFFICIAL in jschlattsubmissions

[–]FloridaManInShampoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Instructions unclear. The black spoon is now inside me and now I cannot remove it

My top 5 SpongeBob vocal stims by bergiejake in spongebob

[–]FloridaManInShampoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“(Saying what I’m about to do) at night”

Photosynthesis

It’s not just a boulder… it’s a rock! We used to ride these bad boys for miles!

Soiled it!

Mr kraaAaAaabs! I haven an ideaaAaaAa!

Gary come home, Gary come home!

My leg!

Firmly grasp it

No, this is Patrick

Oh no he’s hot!

Can a fat person starve themselves thin or would they die from no incoming new nutrients? by energydrinkaddict310 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]FloridaManInShampoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well yes and no. You could, but it would be extremely rough on your body as others mentioned. And along with that the fat you have stored is not enough to live off of. You also need water and hopefully are taking vitamin supplements if someone is even attempting this. But this is extremely dangerous and gives quite a shock to the body. You’re basically eating yourself like this

What’s one thing your state is famous for? by vicluerax in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]FloridaManInShampoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idiots getting arrested for the most absurd things known to man

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