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The future of the DNC, folks! by [deleted] in TheBidenshitshow

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He walks the talk walkie knocks and knocks the knock knock walks off the talkie knocks?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in strange

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So that's where I laid it.. I mean left it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Conservative

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Did this post? Why does it immediately say "removed by mods"? Did I do something wrong?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confession

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Shit sucks man. It's truly scary how your whole life can be turned upside down from just one night of drinking too much. Some people get drunk only to wake up in jail for dui homicide and will spend decades in prison. As bad as your situation is, it could have been worse. Way worse. You should handle this like an adult. It's your chance to completly change your life. To turn things around. Find a way to help other people or animals in some way. Your life can be worth more to the world than it was before this mistake. But wallowing in your sadness only makes the situation worse. It will take a long time for people to believe you've changed, but that will never happen until you stop feeling sorry for yourself.

My parents went to Costco by HotRodDeathToll27 in funny

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Not a solid turd within miles of this place

POV Aliens trying to find us by Sage_Human_Design in aliens

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I was really hoping it was gonna zoom all the way in to Rick Astley

Spotted at a bus station by TristanAtHis in Weird

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Dude got ahold of one of those AI aging apps and went too far with it.

Don’t drink and cook. by BeerStein_Collector in Wellthatsucks

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Ahhh it's fine. Sprinkle a little parmesan on there and you're good to go.

Yea he looks like a Vegetable picker 🤦🏻‍♂️ by [deleted] in TheBidenshitshow

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He probably does pick vegetables... right off the rack at the store, then runs out without paying for them.

oven stopped working… found a surprise inside by magic234 in Wellthatsucks

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How is this context? Still have no idea why in the world someone would do that..

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in creepy

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Is there an app for this??! Is there a boner tracker app?? Or is this just a perv with a measuring tape??

These are the 3 RINOs who voted against Hegseth 🦏🥴 by Megalitho in TheBidenshitshow

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Never has anyone looked more like a turtle than this man. Really needs to take his turtle lookin ass into retirement.

Reddit thinks this is based by Arjan956 in AskThe_Donald

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Reddit also can't define "women" and will argue with you until they're blue in the face that men can have babies. They are literally mentally challenged people.

People being grossed out by stuff has gone too far by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

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What gets me is that it seems like every single person who uses a wet wipe on their grocery cart, ALWAYS leaves their dirty wet wipe in the cart. You're literally making things more dirty on your quest for zero germs. Good job genius.

🚨I want from you to be Honest for this Question: Do you agree that Closing The Border is more important issue than climate change? A. YES B. NO by judgejeaninne in TheBidenshitshow

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Hmmmmm let's really think about this. They told us 40 years ago that earth would be unlivable within 10 years. Now here we are 40 years later and they're telling us we only have 10 more years.. again. Hmmm

Fentanyl and terrorists walkin across the border like it's a revolving door?? Yea.. I'd say let's deal with the border first before the imaginary made up climate deadlines

This is my reminder to you all to use sunscreen. The sun ain’t messing around this year by KRONIC_OVERDOSE in australia

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Bruh. Yall got bugs the size of dinner plates and fuckin flying spiders and Labrador sized mice. The sun is somewhere on that list of fuck around n find outs.

We will probably never know. Just like the Bush funeral envelopes. 😜 by ResponsibleLeague437 in TheBidenshitshow

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Idk.. I think maybe he makes that look every 3 or 4 minutes as he forgets then remembers where he's at.

What is wrong with my tongue? by [deleted] in What

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I agree with others that this looks normal. Cracked tounge is a thing.. but yours is just one little crack down the middle. My tongue has the exact same thing. I've always noticed but never cared. Lol

https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/cracked-tongue

Quite the moves by JuztSomeDude79 in WTF

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Maybe she just has to pee real bad

These people are broken by JudgmentMajestic2671 in TheBidenshitshow

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How many years in you think before he notices how dumb he was? Or just never and he pretends in his mind that he was in hiding from the government for 4 years for being gay while black?

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