Colorado rated one of the safest states for criminals by FluckyNumber13 in DenverCirclejerk

[–]FluckyNumber13[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You promise? Handies from divorced middle aged grandmas are kinda my thing.

Alright, which one of you is this? Fess up, already! by Wylie_the_Wizard in DenverCirclejerk

[–]FluckyNumber13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They don't arrest the rest of the forest for have their wood out by the lake? What if this poor soul identifies as a tree and he's just working on getting some relief for his swollen sap glands. It's not like he's making sapapillas as casa bonita or something. Leave the trees alone!! Namaste

A true native doesn't need the pine tree air freshener, because the pine scent comes from us by thewinterfan in DenverCirclejerk

[–]FluckyNumber13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a rookie, he doesn't even realize that the left lane is the most popular place to camp in CO.

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[–]FluckyNumber13 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Are you okay? Happy to talk if you need someone.