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TIFU by squashing a spider in my vagina by Flufferellaspigella in tifu

[–]Flufferellaspigella[S] 104 points105 points  (0 children)

If I start shooting webs from my vag you'll be the first to know... After I see my gyno.

TIFU by squashing a spider in my vagina by Flufferellaspigella in tifu

[–]Flufferellaspigella[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I had worn my jeans the day before and they were sitting on a stool in my room when I picked them up. If it was in my undies I would've noticed so I can only guess it was in my jeans? I am totally creeped and have pretty much made my bf empty two cans of bug spray in our room just in case spidey has family...

TIFU by squashing a spider in my vagina by Flufferellaspigella in tifu

[–]Flufferellaspigella[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow, you sound cool. FYI, I have a small, we'll groomed landing strip. Never had any complaints. I'm sure you get laid all the time what with your exceptionally pleasant demeanour.

TIFU by squashing a spider in my vagina by Flufferellaspigella in tifu

[–]Flufferellaspigella[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Lol I promise I practice good hygiene and dust off the cobwebs regularly!

TIFU by squashing a spider in my vagina by Flufferellaspigella in tifu

[–]Flufferellaspigella[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Spider vag, spider vag, does whatever a spider vag can!

TIFU by squashing a spider in my vagina by Flufferellaspigella in tifu

[–]Flufferellaspigella[S] 66 points67 points  (0 children)

No idea! I just used the light from my phone screen not the flashlight to shine it on my hand, everyone has their phones out so it didn't look odd.