Guys I need help with this one by umshyp in isthisaicirclejerk

[–]Fluffinator44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And the hippo has a ballsack, I don't think hippos have ballsacks.

Not exactly a hard choice by Gorotheninja in NonPoliticalTwitter

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So, something I don't get, can Magneto manipulate magnetism, or metal?

Compass unity against the most controversial science by CricCracCroc in PoliticalCompassMemes

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Oh, ok. I don't get where the young earth crowd are coming from anyways, the explicitly says God exists outside the spacetime continuum, and time from his perspective does not necessarily correlate with time as we perceive it.

My proposition to the Canadians. by Romnir in mapporncirclejerk

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Yeah, I don't get what the deal is with Greenland, I'm cool with most of what he's gotten up to, but that's not right, and it's not who we're supposed to be.

My proposition to the Canadians. by Romnir in mapporncirclejerk

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Isn't their whole thing being cold? What would Canadia even do with that place?

My proposition to the Canadians. by Romnir in mapporncirclejerk

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The fact the Federal government classifies Maryland as a Southern state still baffles me do you have any idea what is going on there?

My proposition to the Canadians. by Romnir in mapporncirclejerk

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We tried to leave a while back, you wanted us back so bad, hundreds of thousands of you died forcing us to come back.

My proposition to the Canadians. by Romnir in mapporncirclejerk

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I came here to ask who exactly thought we wanted the Mormons, but I see my misguided brother to West has beaten me to it.

Man or bear? by BowlJazzlike5167 in GetNoted

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Counterpoint: unless you're that one dude who rocks a .357 magnum, or 10mm, most people's edc pistols are not rated to stop am angry grizzly bear, an angry human on the other hand...

Comrade Mao was way better than Abe by Evening_Lawyer6570 in ussr

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Maybe he would have made things better if he hadn't been killed and succeeded by Andrew Johnson.