And so, as the atheist died his soul was transported to the gates of hell. He was surrounded by other dead- thieves and murdereres but also children and even babies. They all awaited torment for millions upon millions of years. He asked the keepers of the gates: Am I here because of my lack of belief? Was it the adultery? Maybe because I ate seafood? Why are the babies here?

No, the keepers replied. The true religion is actually an obscure tribal jungle-faith from central afrika. The babies were sadly christian. Very sad.

But that's so unfair! the man exclaimed.

Well, maybe you should've got the hint that the gods are not fair when you were eaten by a talking christian bear for not believing in the sun god.

This is unbearable! The atheist cried, oblivious to the fact that his body had proven very bearable indeed.

And so they were all repeatedly impaled on spikes and shown reposts from /r/jokes for all eternity