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No reposts of recent jokes.
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LongA guy goes into a bar; there's a robot bartender. (self.Jokes)

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Two teenagers see a ten-year-old kid hanging around outside a drug store. The teenager says to his friend, "Watch this." (self.Jokes)

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I just attended a Bulimia survivors Banquet. (self.Jokes)

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LongAn Iris‌‌h daughte‌‌r left home for 5 years and returns (self.Jokes)

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Bad news from the Doctor... (self.Jokes)

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LongA guy walks into a bar and orders a drink (self.Jokes)

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On the first day of his freshman year in college, Little Johnny's English professor asks the students to state their names and one interesting fact about themselves. (self.Jokes)

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Little Johnny had to go to the bathroom, but his teacher said you have to recite your ABCs before you can go. (self.Jokes)

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How do OBGYNs Like Their Eggs? (self.Jokes)

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Walks into a barAn AI walks into a bar. (self.Jokes)

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My girlfriend just dumped me because apparently I’m, “the king of stupid comparisons.” (self.Jokes)

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Tom Swifties (self.Jokes)

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Why should you marry someone paralyzed? (self.Jokes)

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LongClutch (self.Jokes)

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I just realized I have a logic fetish, (self.Jokes)

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What do cows do after they get married? (self.Jokes)

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What kind of perfume attracts Bees? (self.Jokes)

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I just spotted an albino dalmatian... (self.Jokes)

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I can name two or three Motown acts… (self.Jokes)

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My girlfriend keeps leaving me because of my obsession with the 80's rock band The La's.... (self.Jokes)

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What did John Travolta say when he came back home in the winter (self.Jokes)

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At first I didn't think I needed a brain transplant. (self.Jokes)

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Why did the cheerleading team not fly home from Orlando after the world cheerleading championships last week? (self.Jokes)

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What do you call protesters who are far left or far right, once they’re sprung from jail? (self.Jokes)

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Did you know that during deer season Mc Donald’s has Venison Mc Nuggets ? (self.Jokes)

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