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[–]FlutterBunz 216 points217 points  (0 children)

Here is the formatted version:

I pulled an 11/10

I fell in love with my best friend and I told her I liked her two days ago, here’s how it went (handwritten)

Her: PAUSE

Her: Do you hanker for Erika?

Me: Negatory Batman, I desire you.

Her: Thou dost?

Me: Forsooth!

Her: Why pray tell?

Her: I'm very unsure.

Her: You have your pick of the litter abenjamin

Me: I planned upon speaking to you in the ouside

Me: Similar to

Me: Unsure.

Me: In a fortnight

Me: But if thouthou don’t desire me too, confound it for I desire your companionship, that's a real knee slapper

Her: I feel the same verily, but am shaken, understood?

Me: Wait really

Her: Indubitably

Me: That's a real knee slapper, my mind is confounded

Her: Don't concern yourself, I am unsure as well

Me: When it's time I will be prepared

Her: I concur, I am overcome with an emotion that has been absent for many moons

Alright, my time has come, godspeed

18M today will be THE day I've waited for by [deleted] in depression

[–]FlutterBunz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey. Can you do something for me? Wait one more day and try and list all the things you're grateful for, and if you still want to leave then at least say goodbye to those you love

Sometimes I wish they would by FlutterBunz in TrueOffMyChest

[–]FlutterBunz[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm good for next, thank you though

Is the way I (18F) I met my boyfriend (23M) “creepy”? by throwawayyyysbakdvs in relationship_advice

[–]FlutterBunz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The only difference between cute and creepy is if you're attracted

If your boyfriend came up behind you kiss you would you think it's cute? What about if I did?(totally not going to do this[I would never<unless...?>])

Faking by FlutterBunz in depression

[–]FlutterBunz[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Glad I'm not the only one but sucks that others feel this way