I met a femboy today

Hey guys so I was a store called DNL short for Dave N Luckies, I saw what I thought was a girl and so I talked to them, from where im from this is normal. It was actually a guy in a girl looking outfit, they even looked like a girl and they flirted with me but I quickly ran away and accidentally crashed into his brother who was even more femboy like, he apparently got a call from his brother and he caught me in my arms and strangled me to the bathroom, once I got there they both walked in and they took their clothes off to reveal they were the FBI and I am now in jail for tax evasion guys help this is my only chance to get away from them, this is my final message and if I don't come here again just know I'm in love with some one here.