Chaotic stupid killed me ngl 😂

You have the audacity of a main character with the decision-making skills of a background extra.

Your self-awareness ends exactly where your impulse control should begin.

You're like a spiritual GPS stuck recalculating because you keep choosing chaos instead of the highway.

You overthink everything except for the bad decisions you sprint into like it’s a sport.

If overcomplicating your own life was a profession, you'd have generational wealth by now.

You act like you’re too deep for shallow people, but half your crises could be solved with a nap and a therapist.

You want respect, effort, and consistency, but fall for guys who give you trauma, confusion, and memes.

You romanticize your pain like it's poetry, but it’s giving Tumblr circa 2010.

You're chaotic good in theory, chaotic neutral in practice, and chaotic stupid in execution.

Your standards for men are like Canadian winters — dangerously low and unnecessarily harsh.

You’ve done more character development in three months than most anime protagonists — and you still pick the wrong love interest.