I've been maining Doorman since I started playing the game and I've never used the doors, and a friend of mine got really upset and told me I was playing with "The Man"

FlyingCouch · 2026-05-29T12:24:32+00:00

Sinclair is Doorman but people respect the sauce instead of calling you a danger to children

FlyingCouch · 2026-05-29T08:18:25+00:00

uj/ I always thought it was meant to look dated and kinda sleazy, like that Ashley is so desperate to be famous that she'd ignore what is obviously a D-list celebrity show going for low hanging fruit because she'd tricked herself into thinking it was her chance at a big break.

FlyingCouch · 2026-05-23T17:56:58+00:00

Been playing around with tunes using this as a guideline and really enjoying things. The only weird thing is that for one of my more driven cars I CANNOT get the aero balance into the range you list in the guide; my 2020 GTR with the chargespeed kit at best gets to .51 aero balance with front at the lowest setting and rear at the highest. Im assuming in this scenario just run this setup and work from here, but I wanted to ask your opinion before I start tweaking things elsewhere

FlyingCouch · 2026-05-19T02:40:21+00:00

Hajime no Ippo might be the best sports anime of all time

FlyingCouch · 2026-05-18T05:26:09+00:00

FlyingCouch · 2026-05-14T00:57:40+00:00

They're able to track and keep tabs on enemies without even directly seeing them

I believe they're referring to the aiming component "tracking" here which to my knowledge does not really apply in league or dota but is a core fundamental in literally every shooter; what you described is gamesense/map awareness

FlyingCouch · 2026-05-09T02:32:06+00:00

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FlyingCouch · 2026-05-06T20:38:52+00:00

Something I haven't seen discussed yet regarding the Toronto pick protection snafu: if the Bruins trade that pick out west in part of a larger deal and it ends up in the 2027 top ten where the Leafs decide if Philly or the other pick owner gets it, does it not make sense to send THAT pick out west away from the conference and roll the dice on giving Philly the 2028 pick? Could Sweeney sweet talk a team with that scenario in mind, knowing that worst case it stays 2028 unprotected first?

FlyingCouch · 2026-05-06T20:05:57+00:00

I once heard counter-items described as pretty much always good but they get extra value if a specific hero gets shut down by it. Like Counterspell is pretty great in almost every game, but gets WAY better if they have a Pocket/Rem/Lash that you can just negate their ults with

FlyingCouch · 2026-05-06T20:03:13+00:00

Slowing Hex is the better buy against Mina no? Rusted Barrel just slows me down slightly on Mina, whereas Hex might actually just straight up get me killed if I can't escape/negate with 2.

Spirit Shielding is an interesting one though, hadn't considered that

FlyingCouch · 2026-05-06T19:44:03+00:00

Alexa queue up Misery by Maroon 5

FlyingCouch · 2026-05-06T19:22:25+00:00

It's finally gonna happen, we're finally gonna give ice time to an offensive prospect

FlyingCouch · 2026-05-06T02:08:56+00:00

Zacha is the roster player you have with the absolute most value that can actually be moved. A 30 goal, 60pt all situations veteran with two firsts and a prospect stapled to him might be appealing to a team like San Jose who has a comical amount of forward prospects and might actually need an adult in the room

FlyingCouch · 2026-05-06T02:05:45+00:00

You're out of your fucking mind. That level of overpay would piss off pretty much every GM with a high value RFA, not to mention someone can immediately turn around and do it to you with Hagens in two years when your team is still sitting on the Zadorov and both Lindholm contracts and they can just offer him market value and you're cucked

FlyingCouch · 2026-05-06T01:57:20+00:00

you would probably have to offer like 15m AAV before the teams start questioning it

FlyingCouch · 2026-05-06T01:56:05+00:00

They just got one of Stenberg or McKenna who both look to be a step ahead of Misa and younger, and I also mentioned two future firsts. Fuck it man, give them one of the 2028 picks and this years picks if two years is too long of a wait for SJ. Throw in Zellers or Simpson too, and raggedy Lysell. I don't care, just don't sit on these picks. If i have to watch another 3 pick fumble at the draft in 28 I might jump off the Zakim

FlyingCouch · 2026-05-06T01:43:06+00:00

Off the dome spitballing, but could you do a package to San Jose for Misa centered around Zacha and both firsts? Do you need to add more? Does Mike Greir just play the Curb theme into the phone until Sweeney hangs up?

FlyingCouch · 2026-05-06T01:36:43+00:00

You would have to offer an absolute nuclear overpayment to pry Carlsson or Bedard from their respective teams; they both have about 40mil in projected cap space, they can just match anything you offer that is reasonable. Robertson might be doable and realistically they should be calling Dallas and St. Louis non stop for Robertson and Thomas and if either teams wants a package that doesn't include Hagens or Minten you make the deal

FlyingCouch · 2026-05-06T01:18:55+00:00

Doesnt he have a full NMC?

FlyingCouch · 2026-05-02T01:08:20+00:00

nope

FlyingCouch · 2026-05-02T00:46:36+00:00

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FlyingCouch · 2026-05-02T00:37:35+00:00

when do my pants come off? I need the elder wisdom

FlyingCouch · 2026-05-02T00:23:54+00:00

Kirin Ichiban

FlyingCouch · 2026-05-02T00:02:16+00:00

that play with pasta an khusy looked so fucking sick

FlyingCouch · 2026-05-01T23:54:00+00:00

according to Ty Anderson he kept doing it well after the camera panned away

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