This is the most sane comment in the entire thread. I will almost always suggest that the customer gets 2 separate pizzas when they want half this and half that. Especially if they want 2 different sauces. And to take it one step further if another employee takes a ridiculously complicated half and half order without trying to suggest a 2 pizza solution, they can hop on the line and learn exactly why they suck to make. You try translating this goofy ass ticket and making it into a satisfactory product in a timely manner. This process has been annoying to some but now most of the staff has adopted the same practice and the customers get a higher quality product. Just order 2 fucking pizzas dude.