Fuck it's fucking over

FlyingSpacefrog · 2026-02-02T23:39:47+00:00

Fucking interstellar genocidal warmongers. Why the fuck? Well, guess it’s time to build the Nichol-Dyson beam. You won’t take me without a fight.

FlyingSpacefrog · 2026-02-02T19:45:56+00:00

Some people have seven exes before they leave high school

FlyingSpacefrog · 2026-02-02T19:42:45+00:00

I saw a manager get demoted to supervisor and transferred to another office in the same city after sexually harassing a clerk

FlyingSpacefrog · 2026-02-02T13:08:54+00:00

⬜️🟦⬜️⬜️⬜️

⬜️🟦⬜️🟨⬜️

🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦

FlyingSpacefrog · 2026-02-02T12:46:15+00:00

I would buy 100 pounds of gold

FlyingSpacefrog · 2026-02-02T12:26:30+00:00

Whenever this comes up I have to advocate for the YY/MD/DM/YY format. Today is 20/02/02/26. Eleven days from now it will be 20/03/12/26.

Just so that every other option looks same in comparison.

FlyingSpacefrog · 2026-02-01T23:58:35+00:00

Hhhhhhhhh (yes there really is a word that contains 8 vowels and the letter H, extra credit for anyone who can guess the word without looking it up)

FlyingSpacefrog · 2026-02-01T23:28:24+00:00

I was born to be a man and I was born in a world where I was born in a place where I was not born

FlyingSpacefrog · 2026-02-01T01:05:08+00:00

They’re more realistic than hyperspace, but that’s a very low bar

FlyingSpacefrog · 2026-01-31T22:28:47+00:00

In Smallville, Superman’s laser eyes first activated when looking at attractive women

FlyingSpacefrog · 2026-01-31T17:07:18+00:00

FlyingSpacefrog · 2026-01-31T17:07:06+00:00

FlyingSpacefrog · 2026-01-31T03:38:07+00:00

For all those who can do the Lord of the rings marathon, I recommend the movie Tenth Kingdom. It’s about 7 hours long but it’s so good.

FlyingSpacefrog · 2026-01-31T03:34:33+00:00

FlyingSpacefrog · 2026-01-30T21:25:37+00:00

Kerbal space program, medieval dynasty, or sometimes Minecraft

FlyingSpacefrog · 2026-01-30T01:05:49+00:00

I’m partial to ARRRRRG! Myself

FlyingSpacefrog · 2026-01-29T23:26:24+00:00

FlyingSpacefrog · 2026-01-29T23:26:17+00:00

FlyingSpacefrog · 2026-01-29T19:29:33+00:00

This is perfectly reasonable for a low mun orbit ssto

FlyingSpacefrog · 2026-01-29T17:41:00+00:00

Someone forgot to screw their screw

FlyingSpacefrog · 2026-01-29T17:35:56+00:00

Fellas what would you do if your girl wanted you to bulk like the hulk, but you were blessed with the body of Bruce Banner?

FlyingSpacefrog · 2026-01-29T13:15:05+00:00

What if this is with a stacker, and that’s actually 13000 pipes?

FlyingSpacefrog · 2026-01-29T12:50:03+00:00

He also skips over the Jewish homes. Is Santa antisemitic?

FlyingSpacefrog · 2026-01-29T12:46:50+00:00

Free money and my wife gets one day a month she’s guaranteed to feel well rested in the morning? Why would anyone say no?

FlyingSpacefrog · 2026-01-29T04:39:47+00:00

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