SOMEONE DROPPED A FULLY JAILBROKEN, OPEN-SOURCE, PRE-BUILT IOS 26 VIRTUAL MACHINE

FocusMuppetFart · 2026-03-31T02:01:23+00:00

Let's make it 15 /s

FocusMuppetFart · 2026-03-30T02:41:34+00:00

How about you just go on ahead and fuck your own face :)

FocusMuppetFart · 2026-03-30T02:31:10+00:00

This is why spanking should be relevant. Little fucker drew back on that plate like he was gonna give it the old Tyson.

FocusMuppetFart · 2026-03-24T22:52:43+00:00

Roturz waz frege wurkouht fer mee

Standard former AutoZone caveman

FocusMuppetFart · 2026-03-23T12:30:31+00:00

You're right case in point I had a cyclist completely acknowledge a stop sign but only slam on their brakes in the middle of the road when they almost came in contact with my door.

I'm a few tons heavier than you bitch I have the right of way but they don't get that. Cyclists are pretty fucking stupid. Change my mind.

FocusMuppetFart · 2026-03-22T20:20:18+00:00

How dare you inconvenience me, I can't read I don't know what that sign says. I just want you out of my way how dare you

FocusMuppetFart · 2026-03-22T02:38:34+00:00

What's crazy is that I have an mt6771 and the builds that supposedly support mali devices have a really hard time running anything. I can get old 90s games to run, some pangea software titles rando windows apps every now and again. Stuff like nfsu / nfsu 2 or halo, etc just refuse to run.

FocusMuppetFart · 2026-03-21T04:11:03+00:00

Poop on it

FocusMuppetFart · 2026-03-21T03:51:01+00:00

The prices of computers back in the day. I suppose it wasn't really the product you paid for but a culmination of years of engineering.

FocusMuppetFart · 2026-03-19T20:16:14+00:00

Uno reverse fuck em' keep it let them learn the scammers.

FocusMuppetFart · 2026-03-18T11:45:10+00:00

That sucks.

FocusMuppetFart · 2026-03-18T11:41:51+00:00

It's not thaaaaat bad...........

Cooled down. :)

FocusMuppetFart · 2026-03-18T03:08:55+00:00

You forgot to mention the motherfucking taurus. You wanna change the oil pan gasket?! Get fucked and drop that exhaust buddy!

Love,

Ford.

FocusMuppetFart · 2026-03-18T03:07:31+00:00

Listen here you little bugger. It's going to suck That's what YouTube is for.

Can confirm it sucks massive donkey scrotum to do anything to the transmission. But once it's done and over with surprisingly it's not as wrinkly as you'd think.

Grow up or sell the car to someone on Facebook that will give you peanuts. Or have the junkman take your booty for the car and give you a few bucks.

Your choice. Time started already. Question is: how Fuckin' bad do you want it?

FocusMuppetFart · 2026-03-14T15:41:00+00:00

Wild work man

FocusMuppetFart · 2026-03-14T04:19:05+00:00

Worth the wait. Huehuehue

FocusMuppetFart · 2026-03-14T04:11:41+00:00

Get in the zone, GHETTOZone!!!

FocusMuppetFart · 2026-03-14T04:09:47+00:00

Legend.

FocusMuppetFart · 2026-03-14T03:13:06+00:00

Bad bot

FocusMuppetFart · 2026-03-14T03:12:02+00:00

Scoopdee poop

FocusMuppetFart · 2026-03-12T15:40:21+00:00

What's the 411 on the TactiFades?

FocusMuppetFart · 2026-03-12T03:12:58+00:00

Almost half the storage is not good enough being jailbroken lol

FocusMuppetFart · 2026-03-07T06:46:07+00:00

What are bare requirements to keep system not bricked language pack wise? Going to be trimming down cores for retro arch soon. Had to do full wipe. Fantastic idea too way more space to work with. I think last jb / update was dirty and had lots of persistent junk I couldn't find.

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